2:56 PM Anonymous Says:
Oh calm down everyone - everything is going according to plan.
SEE THE ALTERNATIVE IN BOLD LETTERS:
1.)Marry sports star. MARRY A COMMON PERSON
2.)Have kids to seal the deal. HAVE KIDS AS A PR MOVE - "FOR APPEARANCE SAKE"
3.)Divorce sports star (using the infidelity quotient that every male sports star carries). CHEAT ON COMMON PERSON LEAVING THEM NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO DIVORCE AFTER BEING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED
4.)Rake in the cash. PAY SPOUSAL AND CHILD SUPPORT TO GET OUT OF THE MARRIAGE WHILE CALLING THEM GOLD DIGGERS AND TRYING TO PAY AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE - BURN THE HOUSE IF YOU HAVE TO IN ORDER NOT TO SHARE IT, OR GOD FORBID GIVE IT TOTHEM
5.)Go on Oprah to promote your book on your emotional recovery from infidelity. (see: Rake in more cash.) PRETEND THAT YOU ARE THE VICTIM OF A SMEAR CAMPAIGN EXECUTED BY YOUR EX AND THE MEDIA
6.)Marry wealthy European businessman who is gay and needs you for appearance's sake. GET IVOLVED WITH A MUCH OLDER POP SUPER STAR CALLING THEM "YOUR F-ING SOULMATE" AND ADOPT THEIR "SPIRITUAL BELIEFS"
7.)Have affair with A pool boy half your age. GET INVOLVED WITH MANY AND MUCH YOUNGER WOMEN, AND YES, FROM TIME TO TIME VISIT YOUR CHILD/REN SO THEY DON'T ONLY SEE YOU ON TV.




