A showbiz world would be great without the predictable paris hilton doing the same ol' boring stuff over and over agsin.
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A World Without Paris?
Thursday March 1, 2007
 Fame Pictures, Inc. How long can the media survive without Paris Hilton? Well, if the Associated Press is any measure, just one week. That's how long the AP planned to conduct an experimental "blackout" of all news about Paris. They wanted to see what would happen if they simply ignored all things Hilton, including her riotous 26th birthday celebration in LA this weekend. Would anyone miss the celebutante? "It turned out that people noticed plenty -- but not in the way that might have been expected," the AP said in a story today. "None of the tens of thousands of media outlets that depend on AP called in asking for a Paris Hilton story. No one felt a newsworthy event had been ignored. (To be fair, nothing too out-of-the-ordinary happened in the Hilton universe.)" Luckily the ban ended just in time for Paris to get busted by the cops for driving with a suspended license. And the heiress' gifts just keep on giving. Page Six today is all hot and bothered by Hilton's four-year-old sex tape with Rick Salomon, saying the two were seen at Patrick Whitesell's post-Oscars party "bragging how they each made $1 million from One Night in Paris." If idle chatter about a moldy sexy tape is newsworthy, we likely haven't heard the last of Paris Hilton yet. Talk to Us: So, what do you think?  Posted by Mayrav at 6:25 pm ET
13 Comments
4:20 PM
Anonymous Says:
11:46 AM
alaskan_chic Says:
WHOA! lighten up on the tanning honey!
11:28 AM
pokeme Says:
Didn't papparazzi used to have to earn their keep? Scaling fences, investing in expensive long lenses? What is the point of getting a call each day TELLING them where she'll be shopping? She knows them all by their goddam names -
11:27 AM
Tracy Miles Says:
Paris' is hot! But, so am I! And I have the same size shoe!!
11:15 AM
witchy! Says:
Story Highlights
11:13 AM
witchy! Says:
I hear the Associated Press has banned her? Us is that true?
11:12 AM
Voice of Reason Says:
Finally the media has gotten Smart. Who needs Paris. Alls she is is a spoiled little rich girl that can't drive, can't do a real days work, can't sing, can't act, can't use her mind and can't even make a descent porn tape. Seriously, what has this wasted mass of organs and tissue ever done to warrent this much attention anyway. This bleach blonde bimbo lives off the attention, she's like a junkie and if the media cuts her off you'll see her acting just like a strung out addict. She'll start doing more and more stupid things to get noticed. Cut her off, please, in the name of all humanity every where. There are millions of other people out there that deserve the attention far more than that wrangle waste of womanhood.
11:11 AM
Anonymous Says:
bleepING SLUTT ON FRONT!? GREAT WORK US WEEKLY!!!
11:11 AM
Anonymous Says:
yeah, thats it, wonky! sorry 'bout that! =)
11:08 AM
Anonymous Says:
Can I just say what a better world it has been without Paris and Lindsey! Thank you AP for NOT telling us every single lame a$$ thing these stupid girls. It has been a nice break, keep it up. I don't know why you were forcing us to look at their terrible fashion and day to day errands.
11:02 AM
pokeme Says:
Celebutante? Don't you mean celebutard?
11:02 AM
witchy! Says:
hey anon,the word is "wonky" eye....ahahahhahahhahah
10:53 AM
Anonymous Says:
yea! no more looking at paris's funky, weird eye! Post new comment |
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