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· Entertainment Tonight hired Lindsay Lohan’s mom to work the red carpet at the Georgia Rule premiere.

· Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria reenact a scene that unfolds every night in millions of clubs around the world: Two hot girls dancing with each other and ignoring the two tools who think they have a chance trying to grind up on it from behind.

· Kirsten Dunst and new bf Johnny Borrell cut in front of some elderly people waiting in line for brunch. Mimosas and Bloody Marys wait for no one, gramps.

· Jamie-Lynn Sigler hated every second of her 2001 CD Here to Heaven. Unfortunately, the critics were right there with her.

· Jenny McCarthy tries to bring back basement-sex.

· Scarlett Johansson was seen crying at the Metropolitan Museum's Costume Institute Gala possibly because of ex-bf, Josh Hartnett, who was also at the party and not wearing a lampshade.

· Laura Prepon and her boyfriend of seven years, Malcolm in the Middle’s Chris Masterson, have called it quits.

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