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Afternoon Delights: Mini Britney Impersonator Gets Big Gig
Friday May 25, 2007

Terra Jole Britney Spears Mini-Britney

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· Little person Terra Jole, 26, who used to make a living playing in a mini-Kiss band, just landed a one-year contract in the mid-six figures impersonating Britney Spears in the Las Vegas variety show Beacher's Madhouse.

· Apparently, we’re not the only website with countdown clocks! Aspiring porn star Katee Holmes (who named herself in honor of the Mad Money actress), has a timer on her website counting down the days until she’s devirginized on camera.

· The first clips of Lindsay Lohan stripping in I Know Who Killed Me have hit the internet complete with a creepy man voice over to make you feel dirty inside.

· Beyoncé thinks she's so cool, surfing the internet poolside, but we're actually blogging from our very own infinity pool right now. (Actually, we're at our desk in our fluorescently lit office. And it's sucking.)

· Music mogul Clive Davis snubbed Kelly Clarkson in his speech at the American Idol finale, fueling rumors that the two butted heads over Kelly’s upcoming album.

· Everyone’s favorite over-emoting carpenter, Ty “Move that bus!” Pennington, pleaded no contest to charges of driving under the influence, and was sentenced to three years probation, fined $390, and ordered to complete three months of AA and participate in a Mothers Against Drunk Driving victim's impact seminar.

· Michael Emerson (aka: Ben from Lost) stops by Best Week Ever and leaves more questions than answers. Delightful cameo by Evil Polar Bear.

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