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Monday June 4, 2007
Angelina Jolie attends the premiere for the film "Ocean's Thirteen" at the Cannes Film Festival on May 24, 2007.
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Monday June 4, 2007
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· Kind of hard to believe that uber-accomplished Angelina Jolie is only 32, isn’t it?
· The next time Rosie O’Donnell decides to anonymously donate “more money than almost anyone” to the troops, she’s going to make sure people know about it.
· Ryan Gosling browses Jessica Alba’s goods, but ultimately decides not to buy.
· Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman appeal to every man’s Betty-on-Veronica fantasy.
· Kim Kardashian battles buttplant rumors.
· Well, at least Lily Allen admits that she has a problem.
· Rumer Willis is getting all tatted up now.
· 10 years after the Chris Farley/David Spade caper Black Sheep captured our hearts, Harvey Weinstein remakes it into a less-family friendly version featuring flocks of flesh-hungry, man-eating woolly creatures.
· Lenny Kravitz and Stephen Bing did dinner and then sat in a car listening to “startlingly loud music together,” which would’ve qualified as a pretty quality date back when we were 16.
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8:02 PM
IMAN Says:
11:47 AM
Mary Says:
Why Brangeloonies are scared of Aniston:
1. she looks hotter than Jolie
2.She is richer than Jolie and can buy and sell her several times
3. Brad looked hotter with Aniston and has compelety lost all his hotness, now he is a leathery old white man
4. Aniston is not a psycho like Jolie and is not a pathological liar.
5. Polls continue to show that Aniston is America's sweetheart and the most beloved actress.
6. Aniston has no scary veins. LOL.
7. If Aniston snapped her fingers, p-whipped Brad would go running.
8. Brad said that Aniston was the love of his life and has never said Jolie is now the one. Jolie knows this, that is she wanted to talk to Jen,but Jen to too clssy for skunk.
9. Jen was Brad's best friend and still is. That is why Angelina lost a lot of weight, she realised she is just a spare tyre that Brad is using fo a while.
10. Jen has a man who is way hotter than P- whipped Pitt can ever dream of being and now the Brangeloonies are having heart attacks.
Anoymous 3:24 you are either sick or deluded, Aniston has no money from her father, it is all hers. Jolie's movies have all flopped apart from Mr and Mrs Smith which sold on the back drop of scandal and speculation. Even a mighty heart is going to bomb at the box office as Ocean's 13 is doing right now. And Jolie had lots of surgery but her veins are too scary for an doc to handle. Scientists are still finding ways to reduce the size of her head. LOL NOW they have to heads to deal with, Shiloh's too.
11:51 PM
Anonymous Says:
2.35 PM: Oh yes!!! All those jutting bones,tattoos and veins are very attractive. I agree.
9.49 PM: I have the same thought. With her history she is most likely to be HIV postive ...... Why else do you think she gave birth in Namibia? To avoid detection?
11:48 PM
DESPERATE Angelina Jolie Says:
Why does it seem that every word out of Angelina Jolie's mouth for the past two plus years is meant to disregard, disrespect, anger, taunt, embarrass, and humiliate Brad Pitt's ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, who is a Hollywood Actress with a PUBLIC career, and who's marriage to Brad Pitt was also extremely PUBLIC??? I guess Jolie is DESPERATE to replace her in that role in the public eye. Jolie's actions are extremely passive-aggressive, with the accent on aggressive, and, of course, Brad Pitt is completely silent. Jolie is conducting a one sided cat fight 24/7, and it's not only pathetic, it's disgraceful. She is the reason the Pitt/Aniston marriage ended afterall.
Does Angelina Jolie have absolutely no dignity nor class??? She should shut the FVCK up!!!
8:48 PM
Anonymous Says:
Dear Sue, Please don't rip off text from other websites like laineygossip.com, nice try, but You STOLE IT and made it your own, do you need a reminder:
"9:41 AM Sue Says:
It’s Brad's hand on her ass…it’s the way his hand can never seem to leave her ass. It’s the easy way they walk together, not practised 12 thousand times down the hall in front of a mirror but with the kind of sexy familiarity that can only be perfected between the sheets. And how."
This is a blatent RIP-OFF from another website called laineygossip.com, go and check it out for yourselves if you don't believe me.
NICE TRY SUE, Does Lawsuit mean anything?
3:24 PM
WICCAN_HUMOR Says:
Why ANISTONPSYCO'S ARE AFRAID OF ANGELINA :
1. she looks hotter than Jolie/ YEAH RIGHT, SHE HAD TO HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY TO FIX THE DEFECTS AND STILL LOOKS LIKE CRAP.
2.She is richer than Jolie and can buy and sell her several times / RIGHT AGAIN....NOT.....WHAT WITH HER DADDY'S MONEY? ANGELINA HAS TRIPLE THE AMOUNT OF MONEY ANISTION HAS PLUS ALL ANGELINA'S MOVIES ARE HITS, AND EVERYONE OF ANISTON'S FLOPPED BIG TIME.
3. Brad looked hotter with Aniston and has compelety lost all his hotness, now he is a leathery old white man/ HUMMMMM.....BRAD IS STILL AS HOT AS EVER AND IF IT WAS JUST HIS HOTTNESS JOLIE WOULDN'T WANT HIM BECAUSE SHE LIKES INTELLIGENT MEN, NO PEOPLE THAT JUST ARE FASCINATED BY LOOKS LIKE ANISTON IS.
4. Aniston is not a psycho like Jolie and is not a pathological liar. BEG TO DIFFER, SHE LIED TO BRAD ABOUT KIDS AND SHE LIED ABOUT NOT DATING VAUGHN.
5. Polls continue to show that Aniston is America's sweetheart and the most beloved actress. LOL....WHAT POLLS ARE THESE FROM YOUR OWN?
6. Aniston has no scary veins. LOL. / ANISTON IS FLABBY WHERE JOLIE HAD MUSCLES.
7. If Aniston snapped her fingers, p-whipped Brad would go running. ROTFLMAO.....RIGHT, SHE TRIED IT AND HE'S STILL WITH JOLIE.
8. Brad said that Aniston was the love of his life and has never said Jolie is now the one. Jolie knows this, that is she wanted to talk to Jen,but Jen to too clssy for skunk.
UMMMM...ALL MEN SAY THAT WHEN THEY GET MARRIED, AND ARE YOU IN THE BEDROOM WHEN THEY GET IT ON?
9. Jen was Brad's best friend and still is. That is why Angelina lost a lot of weight, she realised she is just a spare tyre that Brad is using fo a while. SHE LOST WEIGHT BECAUSE HER MOM DIED AND SHE HAS 4 KIDS IDIOT!
1:06 PM
Anonymous Says:
WOOPIE DOO Angelina is praised for being a single parent lets all jump with joy. Im sorry but there are plenty of single mums even dads out their raising their children so what makes her so special nothing apart from she is a TROUT POUT CELEB!!!!
11:54 AM
WFM Says:
You Angelina fans will need to face reality sooner or later. Some of us aren't Jennifer Aniston fans.
Angelina Jolie has a black soul, and after this latest interview where she openly sympathized with terrorists, most people are beginning to realize it and see her for the POS that she is. You had better stop rationalizing her every wicked behavior and jump off the Angelina ship, because it is going down.
11:15 AM
Debra Says:
Thank god! Now that Jen-Jen has got herself another man maybe everyone will lay off Brad and Angelina.
9:41 AM
Sue Says:
It’s Brad's hand on her ass…it’s the way his hand can never seem to leave her ass. It’s the easy way they walk together, not practised 12 thousand times down the hall in front of a mirror but with the kind of sexy familiarity that can only be perfected between the sheets. And how.
9:36 AM
Anonymous Says:
It's the same old losers saying the same old loser things. change the record -- you're getting boring. wah! wah! Angelina is such a slut!!! wah! wah! Angelina is such a slut!!! wah! wah! wah! shut up.
9:34 AM
Shirley Says:
who cares what maniston is doing? this isn't even about her. fools.
9:33 AM
Ruth Says:
Angelina Jolie is a saint. A beautiful, sexy saint. Too good for most of the sc*m that posts on this site.
9:31 AM
Anonymous Says:
you know there's only a few deadbeats that keep posting the same stupid sh*t about angelina. you poor, poor suckers. it's just killing you isn't it? ugly - oh, yeah -- is she ever ugly! oh, yeah -- she's a real slut. sure, sure she is. keep telling yourselves that you stupid pathetic slobs. it doesn't slow her down for a heartbeat though does it? you sad, sad people. i feel genuine pity for you all. I SEE YOU AND YOU'RE SEE-THRU!!!!! go look hard at yourselves in the mirror. make eye contact with yourself. can you stand yourself?
9:20 AM
Debra Says:
Where do you morons come from anyway? Everyone I know loves Angelina and Brad. It's obvious why. You haters are really, really sick.
9:09 AM
Anonymous Says:
Aniston has a new man who is Hoooooooooooooooooooooooot!!! Karma.
10:06 PM
Anonymous Says:
Brace yourselves guys, she has another interview in Marie Clare telling us about her purchases a.ka kids and Brad loser. She really does pimp herself doesn't she?
From now on I will be calling her Jolie-Pimp
9:49 PM
Anonymous Says:
Why do people complain about her size? With her history she is most likely to be HIV postive and now that is full blown AIDS. Why else do you think she gave birth in Namibia? Brad is also showing signs of infection.
9:45 PM
Mary Says:
Why Brangeloonies are scared of Aniston:
1. she looks hotter than Jolie
2.She is richer than Jolie and can buy and sell her several times
3. Brad looked hotter with Aniston and has compelety lost all his hotness, now he is a leathery old white man
4. Aniston is not a psycho like Jolie and is not a pathological liar.
5. Polls continue to show that Aniston is America's sweetheart and the most beloved actress.
6. Aniston has no scary veins. LOL.
7. If Aniston snapped her fingers, p-whipped Brad would go running.
8. Brad said that Aniston was the love of his life and has never said Jolie is now the one. Jolie knows this, that is she wanted to talk to Jen,but Jen to too clssy for skunk.
9. Jen was Brad's best friend and still is. That is why Angelina lost a lot of weight, she realised she is just a spare tyre that Brad is using fo a while.
8.
9:37 PM
Anonymous Says:
She shouldn't take a year off beause too much idleness will make her get sexual fantasies about Pax and Maddox, if hs edoes not already have them and she is waiting for them to grow a little. lol, wait, isn't she a dykie? So she will also pinch Z's cutchie, hey insn't she into her brother? Shiloh is not safe either!!!! This woman should be locked up and kept away from the kids.
6:57 PM
Anonymous Says:
My God !! The Aniston fans are VICIOUS people....maybe that is why Brad left Aniston ,because maybe she is like her crazy, hating,jealous fans that are also sore losers !!
You can't take someone that does not want to GO! Brad left and that is all that there is too it !
Brad went towards the light and love of the beautiful,gorgeous,awesome, "Angelina Jolie" !
Angelina was willing to sacrifice her beautiful body to give birth to what Brad Pitt longed for ....A child of his own. All Jennifer Aniston wanted was a flat belly on magazine covers....big deal! Now she does not have Brad or his child either...Too bad for her ! Don't hate Angelina for not being superficial. Angie loved Brad enough to give birth to his daughter. That is what love is all about.
Brad and Angie have love and some wonderful kids and the haters can't stand it...TOO BAD ! You all just have to pack it up and hit the road to another blog where I am sure that you will spread your messages of hate as well! How sad for all of you !All you haters have probably been left by someone for someone else,because of your hating ways...get the picture ? Stop hating and you will be loved .
3:11 PM
Anonymous Says:
Angelina Jolie is a common tramp.
3:08 PM
This blog is NOT about Jennifer Aniston! Says:
WHY is anyone posting about Jennifer Aniston on this blog???
3:07 PM
CAN YOU SPELL HER NAME RIGHT??? Says:
JOILE BEAUTIFUL
JOILE OSCAR WINNER for playing herself, a Sociopath
JOILE TALENTED at ruing other people's lives
JOILE WORTHY CAUSES "The Angelina Jolie 24/7 Global Ego Campaign"
JOILE GOOD MOTHER only in her dreams...one of the WORST in reality
JOILE STANDS ON HER OWN When has she EVER been "on her own"???
JOILE HAS BRADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Don't count on it...not quite.
BTW, her name is spelled Angelina JOLIE, moron!
3:04 PM
I heart gossip Says:
I am a little jealous that she's managed to accomplish this much by the age of 32. Although I am on team Aniston, I don't really like bashing Angelina. That being said - she does look like she needs to quit smoking, as it's starting to show around her mouth. I didn't say that to make Aniston look better by contrast, I just wanted to bring Angelina down a notch for my own selfish jealousy.
2:46 PM
Mercy Me Says:
JOILE BEAUTIFUL
JOILE OSCAR WINNER
JOILE TALENTED
JOILE WORTHY CAUSES
JOILE GOOD MOTHER
JOILE STANDS ON HER OWN
JOILE HAS BRADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
MANISTON HOFFMAN'S TWIN SISTER
MANISTON CHIN MAN
MANISTON A HAS BEEN
MANISTON SITCOM BIMBO
MANISTON SELF CENTERED B....
MANISTON MAN FACE
MANISTON HAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TALENT
MANISTON WATER LADY
2:35 PM
Anonymous Says:
All those jutting bones,tattoos and veins are very attractive,yes.
2:26 PM
Anonymous Says:
I guess if I looked like that and had some great looking kids and a honk of a man to love me and support me I would probably look at peace too.....
She is amazing looking. Very sexy!!!!
I cant wait to see her movie AMH....It will probably get a nomination for an Oscar......
2:24 PM
Anonymous Says:
This woman is just so pretty!!!
Amazing is the right word!!!!
Happy b-day Ms. Joile
2:23 PM
Anonymous Says:
Soooooooooooooooo pretty. Amazing!!!!
