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Afternoon Delights: Megan Fox Can Take It From Here, Angelina
Wednesday June 13, 2007

Megan Fox at the press conference for "Transformers" at Carriageworks on June 13, 2007 in Sydney, Australia.
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· Transformers actress Megan Fox transforms into Angelina Jolie.

· Joel Madden is clearly already missing The Sopranos. Paulie Walnuts, in particular.

· Joss Stone gets a (possibly henna?) tattoo behind her ear, and the dude in the background is so not feeling it.

· Our Britney does the Hanky-Pankies.

· After Dina Lohan and her dog bailed out on Animal Fair magazine’s recent fashion show, the mag’s editor announced that the dog “was sent to rehab after overdosing on [the pet medication] Frontline. Like daughter, like dog."

· Sadly, Mr. Wizard has passed on. In lieu of sending flowers, please build a baking soda and vinegar volcano altar in memorium.

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137 Comments

10:24 PM Anonymous Says:

they kinda look alike in a way

9:02 AM Anonymous55555 Says:

Angelina is still my gal and that a** hole will not be the new angelina I AM HER NUMBER! 1 fan and no one can take that away from me i have liked her for years and now this b**** shows up

10:13 PM Anonymous Says:

That is right!! Just like Angelina.... Megan is going to STEAL Jen's new boyfriend!!

10:01 PM Anonymous Says:

WATCH OUT, JEN...... MEGAN IS COMING FOR YOUR MAN!!!!!!

9:37 PM Anonymous Says:

Brother James Haven in drag looks sooo old and bony in that picture next to the one of the pretty youthful woman!

9:27 PM This is fun!! Says:

HA!! HA!! the chinloonies are "cheering" for megan, but what if megan finish the job that angelina started and finally destroy Maniston!! Hehehehehe!! I LOVE IT!!

9:24 PM This is fun!! Says:

HA!! HA!! the chinloonies are "cheering" for megan, but what if megan finish the job that angelina started and finally destroy Maniston!! Hehehehehe!! I LOVE IT!!

9:22 PM Anonymous Says:

Self-professed bisexual Holie would like to get herself some of that!!!

9:17 PM Anonymous Says:

HOlie and her clones?The one on the left side picture looks 50 at least all bony and sickly and those tattoos are going to hang prettily on that wrinkly skin for sure!Clones?Where?She has been more laid than concrete,posibly by James"I'm so in love with my brother right now"Haven too!

9:10 PM Anonymous Says:

Chinloonies worst nightmare..... ANOTHER Angelina! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

9:09 PM Anonymous Says:

Angelina and her clones are going to RULE the world!!

9:06 PM Anonymous Says:

Oh NO!! Another pity party for Jen when she discover that Angelina is multiplying!!

9:04 PM Anonymous Says:

Brother James Haven in drag looks sooo old and bony in that picture next to the one of the pretty youthful woman!

9:01 PM Anonymous Says:

Maniston is going down with this Megan! hehehehe!

8:56 PM Anonymous Says:

Jennifer MANiston looks 0 next to that Megan!

8:54 PM Megan ROCKS!! Says:

US Weekly is RIGHT!! Megan Fox can take it from here, Angelina; because she will "bring down" Jennifer!!

8:51 PM Anonymous Says:

Angelina HOlie looks 50 next to that Megan!

8:48 PM Anonymous Says:

Jennifer Aniston's NEW nightmare: Megan Fox!

8:45 PM This is fun!!! Says:

JEN..... Megan Fox is coming for you!!

SO SLEPT WITH THE "LIGHT ON" TO WATCH PAUL CLOSELY, Okey??

8:40 PM Poor Little Jen!! Says:

Poor little Jen "the victim" she is going to be so sad and have another PITY PARTY when Megan Steals Paul from her!!!!!!

8:36 PM Anonymous Says:

God Help the poor Chinloonies!! Because now they have a Angelina clone!!!! Poor Maniston.... she is going to kill itself when she found out that there is a Angelina clone!! Hehehehehe!!

8:29 PM Anonymous Says:

Just like "The Matrix Reloaded"....... Angelina is MULTIPLYING!!

8:29 PM The real Jennifer Says:

Holy god, who is doing this? cut this crap!!!

8:26 PM Poor JEN!! Says:

Oh No!! Now we have a Angelina's clone.... WATCH OUT, JEN!!

8:25 PM Anonymous Says:

MEGAN IS GOING TO FINISH THE JOB THAT ANGELINA STARTED TO "DESTROY" JENNIFER!!

8:19 PM Anonymous Says:

If Megan is copying Angelina..... Megan is going to STEAL Paul from Jen!!!!!!! Poor Jen!!!!!! Hehehehehehe!!!!!

8:04 PM Jennifer Says:

Dick on a Rope

Keeps hands free for...knitting?

Take yarn and tie it around your waist so it pulls your penis back against your stomach, under the yarn and holds it against your stomach. It should also pull some of the skin up on your penis. It kinda bunches it all up just below the head. Then remove the showerhead from the pipe coming out of the wall. Lie down on the bath or shower floor and position yourself so that the water stream is pounding the underside of your penis, right where all the skin is bunched up. Just lie back and try to relax, although the feeling is so intense it is hard to. It's a great way to masturbate hands free.

8:03 PM Leo Jazz Says:

Fun in the Sun

In a secluded place in the sun, lying on a lounge chair outside, I lift my bleep onto a small pillow, put KY jelly on my left hand, stroke my cock, letting the sun warm my balls. This encourages the KY jelly to run down my bleep crack, so I can insert a finger of my right hand from behind, into my anus. After I cum, I lie back in the sun and have a little nap -- wake up horny again. Sun + sex + solo is wonderful!!

8:03 PM Jennifer Says:

Rub-a-dub-dub

Lie in an empty bathtub. Spread your legs wide and turn on the faucet to a lukewarm, yet on the colder side temperature. Scoot down to a position where the constant flow of the water is on your clit. Position your arms so your elbows are holding you up, and I like to keep my hands wedged under my butt (this adds more pressure I think). As you start getting hotter and hotter, change the temperature to more of a hot one, and enjoy! Gives great orgasms almost every time! I don't recommend filling the bathtub up first, this gives too much water and the hot water runs out quickly leaving you with freezing cold left which numbs your clit.

8:01 PM Jennifer Says:

Dildo Tease

What I like to do is with a dildo, rub it against my clit with a massaging motion. Then I tease myself by putting the head of the dildo inside me then taking it out and rubbing it against my clit again. I do this until it just drives me crazy until I put the whole dildo inside me.

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