Vanessa is a wild party girl. She can out drink any guy. Nick looks at her like she is just a football buddy.
Monday May 14, 2007

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· Noted epistolarian and Tori Spelling-spawner Candy Spelling writes an open letter to Paris Hilton on taking responsibility for one’s actions. Patty Hearst concurs.
· Vanessa Minnillo out-chugs Nick Lachey in the piña colada department.
· America Ferrera has a party-guard and John Kerry doesn’t. How’s that for national security?
· Steven Tyler has apparently borrowed a tanktop and a face from a 50-something divorcee from Miami Beach.
· Matthew McConaughey plays against type.
· Bruce Willis started posting comments on a website about a Die Hard 4 article, and when none of the other commenters believed it was him, he proved it by logging on via iChat. (Click on this one if only to see the unadulterated delight on the random dude’s face as Bruce shows off his dragon tattoo.)
· Jamie Burke's band is having trouble finding success because his relationship with Sienna Miller is hogging the spotlight. Also, they're not good.
· Britney Spears and Paris Hilton continue to disappoint Pink.


