Actually, the phrase translates as: "the absurdities of being", life is absurd would be something like "la vie, c'ést absurde" (I'm not french but I know it well enough) ;)

I'm sure you would:) and nope, I'm not a monkey:) just not an ignorant jack a$$:) BTW-What exaclty are you packing? You're bags? Lunch? Oh, heat? Is that for when you talk that sh*t in someone's face? Gotta back it up somehow, right? wuss:)
I'm all about peace, I just had to point out that ya'll were being lame, calling a little girl names like that. At least the ajax comment was funny.
never knew i could have this much fun over a pic of Brad Pitt:)

I don't care much about Brad and Angie, except that they look like they could use some fun.
More importantly...Why oh why must you jerks bring that precious baby in to it? I can't believe a$$es like you are still calling people monkeys, that is truely an insight to a rotten soul. Bet you wouldn't call the black guy walking down the street a monkey to his face(while you hold your purses tight or keep your heads down) wussies!

Seems like Brad can't go anywhere without carrying this ugly little monkey.

Hey, how about some time with your own daughter???

Brangelina are about a carefully planned media game that they started when they first hooked up. A SHADE CODED Media game, no less

It is about them trying to paint themselves and thier massive egos as some sort of world saviors.

At first they wore not only black, but alot of black leather

Angelina Jolie started modelling stuffy boring St. Johns, and Brad wrenched his face at political meetings while trying not to put his feet on the table. (unsuccessfully)

They wore black ............and then started to wear a bit of grey.

She pimped out a new illigally adopted playmate, PAXil, for her poor lonely Maddox and waved a few needy in front of cameras as she and Brad added more to greenhouse gases flying around the world and buying up property after property. ............

They dabbled in white (the color of saints "man") as Brad walked around in droopy teenager pants. Infact as her mother lay dying most likely in a confused state, Jawlie partied in a lovely white with black accent dress.

And now all white,

as Brad makes an ar$e of himself trying to sound political and telling people they no longer need utiilities and Jolie gets the UN to spend a ridiculous sum of money so she can visit Iraq (like lots of other celebs did) like a queen.

Next I expect they will be sporting crowns and then dub thier kids leaders of thier birth countries, as they use kiddy pics as bargaining chips, to get People and OK to tell everyone that Brangelina now own the world!!

Eventually they'll be wearing straight jackets

OH BRAD BRAD. The best butt in the www.
Let me give you a piece of advice.

I have been giving this to you, as I walk through the day, but let me tell you a little more directly.

NOBODY. NOBODY... likes a person who cannot handle their food.

It is not your responsibility to help a fan gain weight.

She is a waste and NEITHER [women] are any good.

Drop the bag and let's fine you a person whom is not ready to defeat you in a movie you had already wrapped.

Let me premenice for you. Jeniifer Aniston will get Diabeates.
This is going to be because of the "ATKINS" diet she took into her stage direction of training talent.

NOW, do you want to be with someone who took at perfectly good diet and made it in to an excuse to call her dealer.

Listen, a good portion of the society that I enjoy the company of, are effected by this disease and I would take it personaly for her to become a spokeperson into an area where she would be talking out of the anus she might possibly have lost in a diet.
a few pounds.

A nice new dress.

ANGIE, the same
Let her career tank a plundge and don't care.
I asssure you I am coming up there and my sobriety for over four years will be notihng that can be defeated by need of money.

UN MY ASS. she can barely get out the door for paparrzi, that is a crappy way to take in your heart something that you say you prize yourself on.

Keep the career and leave the baggage.

DON"T date Charlize Theron
I don't like her.
Date someoe like, ....
wait I don't care.

I love LEO.

BYE BYE BRAD. I am your bleep in TROY.

Plus the fighting I could do it.

times up at the LIBRARY.

Au revior

5:20 PM - It's really poor grammar to use double negatives.

1:37
It would be embarcement to accpet she got dumped again within 2 years period twice. So this time she need to save face. She suck it up and made friends with him.And her fools followed the way she handled it.

look at jennifer garner, gwen stefani, and katie holmes family. they all are happy looking children and mothers and fathers. even men the media is all over them. they are always smiling and having fun with their children. stu-pitt and hoe-lie never looks happy and look like they are bothered with the children and each other!

its a matter of time...tick, tock, tick, tock

thats right! Her movies have been all tanking at the box office lately!

chinifer maniston worshipers are the ones bashing the jolie-pitt family, so, naturally she and her butterface will be brought into it.

ROFLMAO, WHY THANK YOU, I HAVE THE SAME STYLE. I SEE YOU HAVE THE SAME TOILET MOUTH, AND I RECOGNIZE YOU TOO. I WISH YOU A GOOD DAY AND SOME TIDY BOWEL. YOU MUST TAKE OFFENSE, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BUTTERFACE TOO? SO SORRY, DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE UGLY. A LITTLE MAKE UP AND YOU TOO CAN LOOK NICE. CHEER UP AND HAVE A GREAT DAY. AND DON'T BE SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN, THAT IS FOR MIDDLE SCHOOLERS. WAIT, ARE YOU SNEAKING ON LINE, WHEN YOU SHOULD BE DOING YOUR HOMEWORK? SHAME ON YOU, DO YOUR SCHOOL WORK FIRST. MAYBE IF YOU HAVE NO HOMEWORK, MOM AND DAD WILL LET YOU PLAY ON THE COMPUTER.

Zee is adorable. Brad is hot. He is my man candy. I wish he took his shirt off just for once. He looks fit.

those of you that believe they are happy...do any of you wear glasses? if not, you need to? you can not tell me homewrecker is happy? look at the pictures prior to now....she was full and healthy looking (outside and not inside) and look at her now....a complete 360!

she is sick!!! it's okay to defend the homewrecker in other cases but not when it comes to anorexia...we ALL have lost people we loved deeply but we did not try to slow kill ourselves. this is a mental disorder that needs to be addressed yesterday stu-pitt!!! when my mother died my whole world crashed...but i kept on living and do not forget about her. yes it hurts but you do no hurt yourself. what about the children????? if you are slowly killing yourself they WILL be orphans AGAIN!!! is that fair to them????? forcing them to love you and then have to watch you die before their little eyes!!!! haven't they suffered ENOUGH!!! SELFISH COW.

as for BRAD god have mercy on your soul!!!! force her into the hospital. if she doesn't go then tell her "i will do a interview with ann curry and tell everything if you do not get help for yourself and if not for yourself then do it for the children!"

Where the hell are they hiding Shiloh