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Breaking: Bird Pooed on, Not in Cyndi Lauper’s Mouth
Monday April 17, 2006

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Cyndi Lauper wants to set the record straight regarding the two-year-old rumor that she totally ate bird dookie in the middle of a concert. (This is what you call a slow news day, folks.) The New York Post reports:

[S]he explained: "It is not true that a flying bird once pooped in my mouth when I was singing in a concert. It did not go in my mouth. It went on my lower lip. I could not taste it. I just wiped it off . . . I actually considered it a good-luck sign."

You gotta love how she has taken what was clearly just an avian act of protest against "Time After Time," and is trying to spin it into blessing from above. Yeah, tell it to the roof of our Jetta, Cynd.
 
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