Thank you Allie, you just summed up his entire book.

modanna's brother is just one of those people who thrive on others. He is pathetic and does not have a life. He has a book on his OWN sister. i dont care if you dont talk, you never met, never touched.... she family regardless. If you're gonna write about someone, write about your poor pathetic self. It must be envy.

omg wot a lez eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

Madonna kisses another woman...not news, just same old same old.

Really...who cares. Celebrities don't have to deal with real world issues like the cost of healthcare, affordable daycare, rising gas costs...why should we give a flip about their supposed day in and day out liaisons? All it does is give them publicity. I don't feel sorry for any of them...the more we dish about it...the more their bank accounts grow. It's time to stop paying so much attention to these people who achieve cult-like status and pay attention to the things in our lives that truly matter. I guarantee you Madonna is eating all this up and A-Rod's wife found an opportune moment.

5:52, ARE YOU SERIOUS? A CULT? C'MON...

Madonna's brother, Christopher, Ciccone, is an idiot, for wanting to exploit his sister, and does it really matter if Madonna smooched Gwyneth Paltrow, etc.?

I read that Madonna won't let her kids watch TV to protect them. I guess they don't need a television. All they have to do is watch Mom.

The woman is almost 50 years old!!! What is she doing dancing on tables at 4 am let alone spreading her dna all over everyone else? She should just retire and go raise her kids...

I guess it's better than kissing Paltrow's aunt !

I doubt there is anything left of shock value for Madonna to do.

This would have been an interesting book in oh, I don't know, 1991! Who cares now? Madonna can't sing to save her life. She's pitiful, and that phony British accent? Can you get more pretentious and pompous than that? She's a weirdo and no one cares to hear or read about her. This is just another sad attempt to boost ticket sales. How ironic all this Madonna hoopla has come on the heels of weak ticket sales and a husbands' floundering movie career that he's trying to revive with a soon to be released flick. Yeah, it's all coincental.

I like 7:51's comment. I think it covers the Wide World of Madonna and ties it all up neatly in a bow.

YAWN.

To the person that thinks A-Rod and Rodriguez are two seperate people that Madonna was with:

They're BOTH the same. His name is Alex Rodriguez, which hence the nickname: A-Rod. Duh.