Who says Jennifer Aniston is unlucky in love?
An Irish farmer and tightrope walker is reportedly planning a trip to Los Angeles to ask the 42-year-old actress for her hand in marriage. Timmy Regan tells IrishCentral.com (in an article published on April Fools' Day!) that he's been an avid Aniston fan for years, and upon the urging of his pals, he plans to propose as part of a supposed bet.
"The lads thought I wouldn't have the balls, but listen, it's a holiday at the end of the day," Regan says. "(If) Jen ain't interested, I will head to Vegas."
Aniston's Irish suitor says that he has traveled to the U.S. on several occasions, and is hoping to tightrope across the Grand Canyon next year. "I might set up a tightrope outside Universal Studios in Hollywood to make sure Jen hears about me," he claims. "I'm known as Mayo's Spider Man."
Regan hails from the town of Breagmor in County Mayo. He adds that he plans to present Aniston with a Mayo County football team jersey as an engagement gift.
"I hear she hangs out at Scruffy Murphy's Pub in Burbank so I'll make my way there first," he expains. "I know she is filming at the moment, so I may just hang out close to the set. I am also planning on wearing my Mayo jersey and kicking a football up and down Burbank till I find her."
Unfortunately for Regan, there's no Scruffy Murphy's Pub listed in the Burbank, Calif. area!