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Sarah Palin's "boob-gate" chatter has officially gone bust.

The former Vice Presidential candidate broke her silence Friday about the "boob-gate" Internet buzz that surrounded her this week, confirming to Fox News host Greta Van Susteren that she has most definitely not had implants.

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"No, I have not had implants. A report like that is about as real and truthful as reports that [my husband] Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that [my son] Trigg is not my own child," the former governor of Alaska, 46, told the host after being questioned point-blank.

Rumors of a surgical enhancement hit the web earlier this week, after Palin appeared considerably curvier at Sunday's Belmont Stakes horse race in Elmont, New York.

"To be judged on or to be talked about on appearance -- say chest size -- it makes me wear layers, it makes me have to waste time figuring out what am I going to wear so that nobody will look at an area that I don't need them to look at," Palin said. "I want them to hear what it is that I'm saying. It just ends up wasting time and that's very, very unfortunate."

Instead, Palin urged those questioning her bust size to focus their efforts elsewhere.

"I think some of those folks, too, they need to perhaps grab a shovel, go down to the Gulf, volunteer to help, clean up and save a whale or something," she said.