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Ashton Kutcher is a man of many hats -- and looks, too.

In a parody commercial for Popchips' dating site, Kutcher, 34, transforms into a variety of eligible bachelors looking for love. One of Kutcher's characters, Darl, was inspired by Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld, 78. Wearing the fashion icon's trademark sunglasses, slicked-back ponytail, fingerless gloves and ornate jewels, Kutcher (as Darl) jokes, "I'm sorry, I was holding my breath to look skinner."

Other characters include Raj, a Bollywood producer who's a fan of Kim Kardashian and Nicole "Snooki Polizzi,; Nigel, a British stoner; and Swordfish, a tattooed Southerner.

"I'm looking for something hot and spicy," Kutcher (as Swordish) says.

Kutcher, who's recently been linked to his former That '70s Show costar Mila Kunis, 28, even taped one segment as himself. "Your waiting room is a like a freak show," the actor deadpans. "Are we all in the same category?"