Chelsea Handler: Angelina Rant Had Nothing to Do With Jen Aniston
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Chelsea Handler does not regret calling Angelina Jolie a "homewrecker" or a "f***ing b**ch" during a talked-about standup routine in Newark, NJ over the weekend.
The comedienne addressed the quasi-controversy on her late-night talk show Chelsea Lately Monday night -- and suggested that her tirade against Jolie, 35, had absolutely nothing to do with Handler's close pal Jen Aniston.
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"I've been making fun of Angelina Jolie since she made out with her brother!" Handler quipped. (Jolie famously locked lips with her brother James Haven at the Oscar ceremony in 2000, the year of Brad Pitt and Aniston's weddding; Jolie and Pitt hooked up about five years later.)
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Maybe Handler should freshen up her routine, then? "If I've learned anything from this, it's to write some new jokes," she admitted.
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During her Friday night show -- rumored beau 50 Cent watched in the wings -- Handler dug into Jolie's famous brood of kids: "She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to...'I don't f***ing believe you."
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74"She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to...'I don't ******* believe you." Chelsea shouls write some jokes, period. This isn't a funny line, in or out of context. It's an opinion. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, but for her to call that a joke... come on, Chelsea. You just exploit people to make your money. In the end, though, I'm still waiting for the flare-up over Brad Pitt's role in this never-ending drama. This guy got off scott free from Day One, and how can you crucify Angelina but not the guy who actually broke Jen's heart??? Double standards, tsk tsk.
Totally agree with you Blue Peas,Jennifer Aniston has to promote her career and uses this. Chelsea Handler is too much of a hater for my tastes.
Well. "obviously" haha.---- it is what it is. and that's all I got to say about that. oh yeah == one more thing == Chelsea Handler keep being a real B... by telling it how you think it is. That's for all ya'll who just don't or can't understand. Peace. I think Jen got Rape too in Lincoln Park "haha" inside joke.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS IS STILL AN ISSUE! Y SO OBSESSED WITH JEN AND BRAD GETTING BACK TOGETHER? YOU'RE JUST MAKING JEN A BE A BITTER AT ITS FINEST! EWWW! ANGIE AND BRAD ARE IN LOVE SO MOVE ON HATERS!!!
Everytime Jolie has a major movie event, the Jennifers do not want to be left behind. Is it a co-incidence that the Jennifer-Brad-Angelina gets brought up whenever Angie is doing press? Jennifer needs publicity to let us know she's still on the map after many mediocre movies. Chelsea needs publicity for her unimpressive hosting at the music award. These 2 BFF are desperate for publicity at the expense of someone else's integrity.
All the gorgeous women that I'm sure came at Brad even when he was w/ Jen, he turned them down. After Jen & he decided to divorce, it was HIS choice to be w/ Angie before the ink was dry ...so how is this always Angie's fault in Jen's eyes? Go figure ..lol
Sherrie Rhodes are you kidding? can you say Shallow..
She gets beat up on because she knowingly goes out with men who are with other women and instead of walking away like some other women would do who have respect for women she doesnt..
People wonder why Angelina gets the grief and not Brad. I'm sure you've heard the saying; A man falls down drunk in the gutter, stands up he's a gentleman. A lady falls down drunk in the gutter gets up, she's considered a tramp. Is this right? Unfortunately it's the society we live in.
i think it's HIGHlarious melessa olsen pointed out angelina for "stealing" bbt from laura dern.. uuuhh... really?? laura f**king dern IS THE REAL HOMEWRECKER!!! LOL!! does the name ben harper ring a bell?? he was married and with a pregnant wife when laura dern "stole" him from his wife!!! now that's a homewrecker!!! why don't you point that out melessa???? lol!! besides, anyone would leave a skeleton pale looking grandma like laura dern for a young, sexy, fresh angelina jolie. shee, i would leave my husband for angelina!! lol!! im straight, but i would.
I can't stand Angelina Jolie. I use to love everything she was in. Then she got famous and became just like every other overpaid, over exposed, mediocre actress. Brad Pitt controversy aside, I don't buy what she is attempting to sell. She tries to make herself out to be a saint. When in reality she is just as messed up as she was when she was younger. As far as Chelsea is concerned, I don't know where to start. On one hand I'm pleased that she has enough guts to call Jolie out on her bs. But on the other hand, it doesn't look all that good when you are friends with the ex wife. I'm sure Jen loved every minute of this.
i'm not a huge fan of chelsea's show, but i like to watch it every once and awhile. i give Jolie props for all the humanitarian work she does around the world, but as far as me liking her on any personal level i'm sure it wouldn't happen. it's like melessa olsen said, she was a homewrecker before brad and it's sad. they should've gotten together the right way and waited for the official divorce, that is if it's like brad said how him and Jen were on the rocks before he even met jolie on set. but hey, karma's a mutha f-er cuz even tho i refuse to talk down on kids i have to say that their 3 biological kids are not as cute as they could've been. they're not ugly of course, but i really thought they would look a lot better than what they do.. eh, i know it's wrong to point it out but i can't help but think of how they got together and i'm a big believer in karma. hopefully they grow up and take on Jolie and Pitt's humanitarian beliefs and not their relationships morals cuz i don't think they even have any...
Angelina was a homewrecker long before Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. She actively went after Billy Bob Thorton when he was engaged to Laura Dern. I think she is just someone that feels entitled and has no boundaries.
Chelsey is fing hilarious, Jen is (as much as I guess) cool, and Angelina is an angry, fishy, el skanko-saurus.... P.S. not jealous, just annoyed. Please do not appear on my TV anymore, A. God Speed
Chelsea is super funny, can't stand Angelina "save the world" Jolie and Brad looks like he aged 20 years with her. They do deserve each other, as for Jen she is a nice, normal, pretty girl who will make some guy happy someday.
Honest to God, I have never heard of Chelsey before this fiasco, lol
Oh, and I think Chelsea only clarified this because Jen probably chewed her a new a$$hole. I think Jen is probably totally embarrassed by this...the last thing she needs is more people thinking she's feeling sorry for herself. And for people who think Jen stirs this stuff up, same goes for Jolie...what was the latest story she came up with yesterday or was it today....Maddox wants to watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith?? Please, let's just pretend for a moment Chelsea and Jen conspired for this comedy routine...then at the least Jolie AND Aniston BOTH can't shut up about it.
I found it ironic recently when Johnny Depp was saying he felt sorry for Jolie, blah, blah, blah because of the press and whatnot. He went on to say that they made sure to never be seen together, not be pictured or go to meals with just the two of them, because they knew the paps and public would take it the wrong way...All I could think of was hmmmm, perhaps if she had employed this tactic when filming Mr. and Mrs Smith she wouldn't have broken up a marriage (or helped to break it up)...now I know Brad is equally culpable, it's not all on Jolie, and this rule of thumb goes for ANYONE in Hollywood. But I answer: Jolie WANTED Pitt from the get-go and actively pursued him. Again, not saying he and Jen wouldn't have divorced anyway (even Jen admitted things were shaky and it was headed that way...she never said she was perfect or anything). But if these skanky celebs would just keep their paws off other people's partners (or wait until the film wraps and see if they still find the co-star oh-so-appealing)...I think there would be far fewer divorces in Hollywood. Or at least they would be able to fall apart on their own merit and not due to some horny busybody.
At the end of the day Chelsea handler is a comedienne..its her job to bag on every single celebrity that breathes! So she happens to be Anistons friend...big deal! Jolie leaves herself open for critisism and such with her wird past and odd lifestyle! Looks do not matter! eventually those fade and overtime you on the inside is all you ahve to give so ya better like your choice in partner more than just physically!
Chelsea and Jennifer has anyone seen them without makeup.they look like twins, ugly twins. CHELSEA SUCKS