Dudes Staring at Jessica Alba Even More Entertaining Than Jessica Alba

Looking at bikini-clad Jessica Alba should be declared a national pasttime, shouldn't it? But even more enjoyable are the expressions on the faces of every male in her general vicinity, ages 6 and up. It's really a toss-up as to which photo is the gold medal favorite here: The kid in the amazing blue goggles with the sh-t eating grin? Or boyfriend and Certifiable Normal Person Cash Warren clinging to her perfectly toned ass for dear life, lest she trade him in for a Timberlake or a Clooney? Either way, here's looking at you, Jess.