-- Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has recorded a dance track -- aptly titled "The Situation" -- set to be released on iTunes this week. In the 50-second preview, he sings about drinking at clubs and not wanting to dance alone. [Jezebel]
-- Does DWTS champ Nicole Scherzinger have a thing for Oscar winner Halle Berry? "She's just naturally gorgeous," Scherzinger tells the July issue of Maxim. "I love her smile. Wait, I sound like a dude; I've got to snap out of it!" [OMG!]
-- Eva Mendes tells the new issue of W she isn't afraid to show off her assets -- for the right role, that is. "I'm not an exhibitionist," she says. "But, honestly, for my art I'll do anything almost." [Pop Eater]
-- Ryan Seacrest can rest easy. The American Idol host's stalker, Chidi Benjamin Uzomah, Jr., was sentenced Monday to two years in California state prison after pleading no contest. In Oct. 2009, he was arrested at E! Entertainment studios when he tried to reach the radio personality. Additionally, Uzomah was ordered to stay 500 yards away from Seacrest for 10 years. [MSNBC]
-- Victoria Beckham is lending her voice to a SpongeBob SquarePants special called "The Clash of Triton." The fashion designer says she was "thrilled" to be a part of the animated Nickelodeon program. "I had such a great time recording the voice of Queen Amphitrite. How fun to be a Queen for a day!" [Just Jared]
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