Jersey Shore's "The Situation" Records a Song for the Clubs
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-- Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has recorded a dance track -- aptly titled "The Situation" -- set to be released on iTunes this week. In the 50-second preview, he sings about drinking at clubs and not wanting to dance alone. [Jezebel]
-- Does DWTS champ Nicole Scherzinger have a thing for Oscar winner Halle Berry? "She's just naturally gorgeous," Scherzinger tells the July issue of Maxim. "I love her smile. Wait, I sound like a dude; I've got to snap out of it!" [OMG!]
-- Eva Mendes tells the new issue of W she isn't afraid to show off her assets -- for the right role, that is. "I'm not an exhibitionist," she says. "But, honestly, for my art I'll do anything almost." [Pop Eater]
-- Ryan Seacrest can rest easy. The American Idol host's stalker, Chidi Benjamin Uzomah, Jr., was sentenced Monday to two years in California state prison after pleading no contest. In Oct. 2009, he was arrested at E! Entertainment studios when he tried to reach the radio personality. Additionally, Uzomah was ordered to stay 500 yards away from Seacrest for 10 years. [MSNBC]
-- Victoria Beckham is lending her voice to a SpongeBob SquarePants special called "The Clash of Triton." The fashion designer says she was "thrilled" to be a part of the animated Nickelodeon program. "I had such a great time recording the voice of Queen Amphitrite. How fun to be a Queen for a day!" [Just Jared]
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12What happened to his face? I wouldnt go out in public if I had that face!
god he's ugly
And in the next episode of Jersey Shore, DJ Pauly D refuses to play The Situationâ??s track when heâ??s DJ-ing, creating more DRAMA! (Pretend Iâ??m singing the word â??drama.â??)
please get these people out of the spotlight! go to jerseydoesntstink on fb and the web to stand up for jersey!
I hope the people from "Jersey Shore" are conscious that the only reason they had such a popular show was due to all of us tuning in to see how bone-headed our species can be and laugh. I really hope they're joking when they think they're so awesome and cool because I don't know of a single person that takes them seriously. As for me, I watched the show only to take note on how NOT to behave in public if I didn't want to be seen as a complete retard. As for Nicole's comment on Halle Berry, it's so true! That woman has perfect skin and she is absolutely gracious and classy. I love that actress!
I didn't even read the article; so forgive me if my answer is in there, but who's the jackazz giving these idiots a record deal? Heidi, Kim and LuAnn and now Danielle from Housewives and now this joker? What are they really that hard up for songs? We don't need sh!t on the radio that bad, really we don't! And put your shirt down already... I think he lifts his shirt up all the time to distract us from his ugly face! And I'm done...wait, ya-
LMAO he is such a joke. did horsey montag gallop in and help him with this sh!t song?
Jade, I totally agree with you. He reminds me of the vomit version of Derek Jeter.
Victoria Beckham singing on SPONGEBOB? WHY?? THE ANOREXIC QUEEN DOESN'T INTEREST MY CHILDREN!
THE SHIiTUATION SINGS? WHAT YO YO YO, I AM A HE HO HO!
"WTF" is correct! Can't we make these people unpopular?!?!
God he has the UGLIEST face. WTF does everyone see in him? What am I missing?