Jessica Simpson's Big Breasts Are the Butt of Internet Jokes
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Once again, Jessica Simpson's body has become the butt of Internet jokes. On Wednesday, she went out to eat -- and bloggers couldn't help but notice her chest.
TMZ.com said the "former singer ... looked really stuffed" at the organic restaurant, adding that "Jess knows natural free-range breasts are much better for you than ones pumped full of preservatives."
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JustJared cracked that she put her "breast foot forward" during the outing.
German newspaper website bild -- which said Simpson was rocking "one serious cleavage" -- joked that she had a "XXL" bust size.
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X17 also noticed that Simpson's "boobs looked even more bodacious than usual" and speculated that the singer was either "wearing a wonderbra" or "gained a few pounds (all in her boobs)."
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Simpson probably isn't amused by the chatter.
In October - after a Fox NFL Sunday spoof mocked her weight by saying she'd make a good "defensive tackle" - she Twittered: "I will never understand why people attack for a laugh."
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217Why do people continue to attack this poor girl. She seems like a nice person. She can't help it if she is beautiful. Leave her alone and let her live her life.
Kayla- People see what they want in celeb photos. And further more, their are many people in the world who try to talk about their Jesus roots, and behind closed doors/in the dark, the freeks come out. Believe what you want, but you can't tell anyone else about what faith they should have. How others connect with their faith is a choice we all get to make on our own, Jessica and her Family included!
"I hate it when women push their cleavage up to their faces" Victoria Secret is making a bundle, pushing cleavup to women's faces, so if it's good enough for them, go for it Jess. You won't be young for ever....they won't either!
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she looks beautiful. I love seeing women that aren't skin and bones!!! Curvy is sexy!
she looks beautiful. I love seeing women that aren't skin and bones!!! Curvy is sexy!
sickofjessweightissue Says: I wish people would stop calling fat women curvy. She is just plain fat, you can see it in her face. Private Says: This seriously has to stop. No wonder so many girls and women have severe eating disorders and self esteem issues. You're da**ed if you do and da**ed if you don't. Hollywood and the fashion industry really need to wake up. Leave this poor woman alone, there is nothing at all wrong with her body. I think that Private should go "PUBLIC" and educate the curve-haters who look at healthy bodies and only see fat!
she looks beautiful. I love seeing women that aren't skin and bones!!! Curvy is sexy!
And "greenpeace" Calling someone a whale isn't very kind, to the woman or the whale, so since you've already dropped the "Peace" from your soul, I guess that leaves you "Green....with envy"
Matt...I hate to call you out on that man comment(Yeah right)but if she was a man you and millions of other men would wanna do'em, so......for your sake and theirs......lets hope not!
I loved this post: "if you are naturally small rock your little body. But large chested naturally women should not be called fat. Btw, if a person is fat... so is fifty percent of the nation. THe average american woman is five foot four and size fourteen Which means obviously that some of the people being so rude on here, are in fact plus size.. Moo. Amen!
She's fine just the way she is, in the meantime, SHUT UP about it! Amen!
"I'll post it again, read it as many times as it takes, just let the truth sink-in...don't fight it, open-up-ya-mind" sick of negativity Says: I cannot believe what negativity I am reading here. No matter what, Jess can't do anything right. It must be so wonderful to be so perfect. While you all may think you rock, you don't. You will never be as famous as her, you will never be as rich as her. Furthermore, I bet you are all closet fans, own her perfumes, clothes, shoes, cd's, etc. You are a bunch of jealous hypocrites that need to get a life. As for ranking on her being fat..... at least she's not starving herself and taking pills up the wazoo like MJ and Brittany Murphy and Anna Nicole. I feel bad for people that think they need to be so skinny because of "us" the public. It's a shame when we lose someone like that. Jess is a healthy, beautiful woman so get over yourselves because you will never be her. Also, you want to call her a wh0re... when you can prove that she had sex with Johnny Knoxville (who excuse me, she has too much class for that loser) and who ever else she supposedly did, shut your fat phuking mouths. When you have proof, then speak, until then STFU. You haters are pathetic. Now leave Jess alone cuz you all suck. She deserves to be happy and in love just like everyone else in this world. God you people need to grow up. Now piss off........
She looks great! Real men would love to be with this beautiful woman. I can only guess that the haters are either bitter, very bitter, women. Or gay men who don't have the ability to know what makes a woman attractive.
I am not a JS fan, but this seriously has to stop. No wonder so many girls and women have severe eating disorders and self esteem issues. You're da**ed if you do and da**ed if you don't. Hollywood and the fashion industry really need to wake up. Leave this poor woman alone, there is nothing at all wrong with her body.
I cannot believe what negativity I am reading here. No matter what, Jess can't do anything right. It must be so wonderful to be so perfect. While you all may think you rock, you don't. You will never be as famous as her, you will never be as rich as her. Furthermore, I bet you are all closet fans, own her perfumes, clothes, shoes, cd's, etc. You are a bunch of jealous hypocrites that need to get a life. As for ranking on her being fat..... at least she's not starving herself and taking pills up the wazoo like MJ and Brittany Murphy and Anna Nicole. I feel bad for people that think they need to be so skinny because of "us" the public. It's a shame when we lose someone like that. Jess is a healthy, beautiful woman so get over yourselves because you will never be her. Also, you want to call her a wh0re... when you can prove that she had sex with Johnny Knoxville (who excuse me, she has too much class for that loser) and who ever else she supposedly did, shut your fat phuking mouths. When you have proof, then speak, until then STFU. You haters are pathetic. Now leave Jess alone cuz you all suck. She deserves to be happy and in love just like everyone else in this world. God you people need to grow up. Now piss off........
Jessica is much smaller than the average size woman, they say she is a size 8. She has always had big boobs, even when she was a little smaller. Would it be better if she were a size 0? She would look weird. She's fine just the way she is and I'm sure if a role comes along or if she needs to lose weight, she will. In the meantime, SHUT UP about it!
I think she has just gained a little bit of weight. That being said, um do you think anyone she dates will complain. Nooo. She has got big boobs. Im sorry I would rather big boobs than no boobs which they keep trying to tell us is the way to go. Dont get me wrong, if you are naturally small rock your little body. But large chested naturally women should not be called fat. Btw, if a person is fat... so is fifty percent of the nation. THe average american woman is five foot four and size fourteen Which means obviously that some of the people being so rude on here, are in fact plus size.. Moo.
THE NYPD ARE INVESTIGATING JON GOSSELIN--AND THE F.B.I ARE INVESTIGATING AUNT JODI AND HER CHARITY.- Jon is LIVING OFF his new wealthy Girl Friend -While filing bogus police reports to collect on insurance. And Everybody knows that the Kreiders -{ Aunt Jodi & Kevin } are fronting the Hate Kate Gosselin Movement,and have collected ""tens of thousands of dollars"" from people who believe they are supporting "Child Advocacy". Huge scam artists and totally creepy people. Jon-Jodi and Kevin are LYING SCAM ARTISTS!!!!!
THE NYPD ARE INVESTIGATING JON GOSSELIN--AND THE F.B.I ARE INVESTIGATING AUNT JODI AND HER CHARITY.- Jon is LIVING OFF his new wealthy Girl Friend -While filing bogus police reports to collect on insurance. And Everybody knows that the Kreiders -{ Aunt Jodi & Kevin } are fronting the Hate Kate Gosselin Movement,and have collected ""tens of thousands of dollars"" from people who believe they are supporting "Child Advocacy". Huge scam artists and totally creepy people. Jon-Jodi and Kevin are LYING SCAM ARTISTS!!!!!