John Mayer: I Didn't Hook Up With Kristin Cavallari!
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John Mayer really wants to stress that he hasn't hooked up with Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari.
In a series of silly Twitter posts, the singer, 31, debunked Internet gossip Wednesday.
"Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis," read his first post.
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He then added, "I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together."
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Just to make sure he got his point across, he Twittered again, "My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli."
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Finally, he concluded by writing, "I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."
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55lol geez you haters need some humor in your life, take some chill pillss!
what's wrong with this guy? wow. what a sad way to deal with issue. real mature, man. i've seen more respectful 7th graders.
September 10, 2009 - 2:02pm TEXAS ROSE Says: WOW THIS IS ALSO THE GUY THAT DUMPED JENNIFER ANISTON IN PUBLIC ON A STREET INTERVIEW WITH TMZ!!! PEOPLE CAN SAY WHAT THEY WANT ABOUT HIM, BUT HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THIS CANDID AND GOOFY KIND OF PLAYER GUY!! JENNIFER KNEW THIS, ALL OF KNEW THIS, JUST LOOK AT HIS RAP SHEET OF EX-GIRLFRIENDS. WHAT ON EARTH WAS SHE THINKING WHEN SHE GOT BACK TOGETHER WITH HIM???? AFTER HE PUBLICALLY DUMPED AND HUMILIATED HER???? SORRY I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE DESPERATE WOMAN..... ********************************************************** Texas Rose, you must be Angelina Jolie's #1 psycho stalker. Anytime I'm on here, you take every opportunity to slam Jennifer Aniston. You're a psycho hose beast. Get a hobby, or better yet, get a job.
Thanks for clearing that up for us, Mayer.
John Mayer is just a gross guy
John, I bet your mother is soooo proud of you...not. If you were my son, I'd slap you so hard, you'd think twice about opening your mouth. I was a fan of yours when you were playing clubs in Georgia...I won't even touch your CDs now as your behavior has gone out of control. You're not bigger than your body. Grow up.
jeez people this isn't politics quit making more serious than it is he's just having some fun no need to hang him
Kristin, and ALL women DID you read the HORRENDOUSLY unsensitive, arrogant comments by John Mayer regarding Kristin? Would ANY self-respecting quality woman want an arrogant, insensitive husband like him? I think he is disease in American society. To me it is VERY obvious, that such an insensitive, coarse, creepy, immature person like him is NOT marriage material, not if you want a happy marriage, children, and a faithful husband.
he never mac'd her roni
Hey, A guy has a right to post anything as long as it is stated as a belief or opinion. Two of my comments were unfairly deleted. IS THIS the SOVIET UNION or NATZI Germany?
Well, Kristin, & All other women, DID you READ the coarse comments from John Mayer? Are those the words of a sensitive man, who would make you a happy husband ? And, would YOU even want to be in the same room with that kind of man?
I believe it is very obvious that John Mayer is arrogant, self-centered,selfish, immoral,untrustworthy, unfaithful,immature and his ONLY interest in women is to USE them and ALL self-respecting women who want to have a happy marriage, children, and a happy life with a faithful husband WILL have NOTHING at all to do with him, like the STDs immoral men like him pass along. I believe,Foolish women who allow him to date (abuse) them walk away with the title of cheap whore & bimbo & STDs making it difficult to get a quality husband.
Wow, I'm surprised they haven't! But, honestly who cares if they did? They both have disgusting personalities and deserve each other.
John's whole personality has changed from the shy, kind of cutely funny guy into someone who think's he truly is funny (dangerous) and crude to women. We want the old John back but fame has changed him into someone I truly believe, he's not.. There is room for squares
John Mayer IS an extremely, vain, self-centered, arrogant, immoral, older man(barely applies)who's only interest in Women is to USE them. Self-respecting Women, who want a happy marriage, children & a faithful husband WILL stay away from him like the STDs he has. STDs is ALL he has to offer women, an the title of cheap whore & bimbo.
John is retarded. and looks like a foot.
John Mayer IS an extremely selfish,vain, self-centered, arrogant, slimy, immoral who ONLY interest in Women is to USE them. Women, who want a happy marriage, children & a faithful husband WILL NOT stay away from him like the STDs he has. STDs is ALL he has to offer women, and the title of cheap whore.
John: keep your STD to yourself. Obviously you want to laid Kristin so you want to make a jackass of yourself again.
NO decent woman wants ANYTHING at ALL to do with John Mayer the hater and user of women. Only cheap whores or Bimbos who have NO self-respect date him.
Yeah right, you slut! Just STFU! God, I hate him.