John Mayer Isn't Afraid to Send "Dirty Text Messages to Girls"
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At last, someone has explained the mystery of Tiger Woods: John Mayer!
The wacky musician offers his unique thoughts on Tiger's troubles with women -- and dirty text messages -- to British paper The Independent.
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"Tiger Woods' problems come from him being married. The end," Mayer declares. "It has nothing to do with control." Referring to the incriminating text messages Woods sent to his mistress Jaimee Grubbs, Mayer adds, "If Tiger Woods was a single guy, what sort of angle would there be to a text message? If Tiger Woods was single, and he texted a girl and said 'I wanna wear your ass like a hat', why would that ever hit the news?"
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Mayer, 32, who has famously dated Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson among others, admits that, as an un-married bachelor, he's "sexted" with many women. "I write a lot of dirty text messages to girls, and you've never seen any of them. Why? Because if a girl brought a dirty text message from me to the newspapers, they'd say 'I don't have an angle here. Someone wants to wear your ass like a hat? Big deal. He's 32 years old. He's a single guy. If John Mayer has a wife and sends dirty texts, then we got a story.'"
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In fact, the Woods scandal, Mayer suggests, should improve his own uneven public reputation: "With this whole Tiger Woods situation...I wish more people would be like, 'You know what, Mayer? You didn't f*** up at all.'"
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60No, John Mayer, you DID eff up. Big time. What? Is that a John Mayer song on the radio? CLICK! There, it's gone. That's better.
John Mayer is an immature, racist tool. What intelligent person would consider his opinion on anything? He doesn't even mean the songs he writes and sings.
STUPID
Vulgarity aside - is he wrong? Is John Mayer's analysis of the issue wrong? No. It's not. I've been married 23 years..and none of you can tell me that the kind of (gasp) garbage coming out of Mayer's mouth isn't typical language of "the guys" around the water cooler at work, or around the pool table at the pub??!! All this gasping and horror over, what? Mayer saying what every man either has on his mind or has said himself? I've heard vulgar sexual "talk" from executives who are millionaires, and I've heard it at a table full of "relaxing" soldiers. Kick John around for kissin' and tellin', it's not gentlemanly (true), but stop pretending it's something new. I hope John writes a story about it. ;)
Somebody take him to the bad house.
Another profound utterance from this guy. Does his verbal diahhrea ever end? What a jerk.
You know what, Mayer? You didn't f up at all.
I'm beginning to think John Mayar and Megan Fox would make a perfect couple. They are two people who should live by "just sit there and look pretty." But at least they could entertain each other with their theories and ideas and save us from hearing them!
Obviously John you are still a child - Not being able to realize Jennifer Anniston was the BEST THING YOU COULD HAVE EVER HAD!!! And to make comments like you are about Tiger Woods, shows even moreso what a DUMBASS YOU ACTUALLY ARE
cldnt ve said it any better myself....im impressed john
John Mayer should use his pretty mouth for singing and not talking. He's a talented musician. It's just a shame his stupid antics take away from that.
John Mayer is my HERO !!!!! He lives a great lifestyle.. How can you get upset when these girls know how he is going into it.
John Mayer should just stick to singing. Everytime he speaks is just MCNASTY. He is pathetically a big man (horror)...totally aware of what I just wrote- US Mag is limiting my word usage
He should never open his mouth unless it is to sing. Such verbal garbage!
Hey, John: NO SH!T SHERLOCK!! Of course the fuss was that he was married. Idiot. The point is why get married if you are not done playing the field. I wouldn't care if he was with a different girl every night if he was single. The whole damm point is HE IS NOT SINGLE...yet.
What a joke. aybe him and the other airhead should hook up. Take your pick Jessica or Megan. Idiot.
What a moron! No s%^t Sherlock. If he was single it wouldn' matter. The whole point is that he is married with childrena and has presented himself as a clean cut family man to make money.
Hey, JM, please send me what you consider is a sexy text message (i.e. "Your Ass Is Like A Hat") so I can have something to laugh about for days on end!!!!
The comments posted here are hilarious!! Way better than reading about John "I'm a loser, baby" Mayer.
I think he should release a song with titled "Wear Your Ass Like A Hat". Then his music will be on the same level as his ridiculous interviews.