Justin Bieber, 16: "I Autograph Lady Lumps"

Celebrity News Apr. 1, 2010 AT 11:11AM
Justin Bieber, 16: "I Autograph Lady Lumps"

Justin Bieber is a diva -- on April Fools' Day, at least.

"I'm a star. I do what stars do," the 16-year-old pop star boasts on Funny or Die, which he quips he bought and changed to "Bieber or Die."

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"I ride on yachts, I autograph lady lumps and I pay people to slap them," Bieber declares.

"Sometimes I don't feel like walking, so I make enormous people carry me around!" he says as the camera pans out to him getting a piggy back ride on a security guard's back as he barks, "Let's go get a lollipop!"

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Bieber isn't the only star getting in on the joke.

Coldplay announced Thursday it would start its own fragrance, Angst.

"This is something we've wanted to do for a long time," says the band's frontman, Chris Martin. "People like to smell nice and we thought we could help them out."

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The scent -- made from fairtrade suppliers of sangre, sudor and lagrimas -- retails for $63 and appears to be "sold out" on the band's official Web site.

Bachelorette Jillian Harris (who is engaged to Ed Swiderski) joked on Twitter, "Eddie & I are expecting a little one, AND we've set a date! WOW!"

Tori Spelling Twittered, "Big News... I'm PREGGERS!...Gotcha. Happy April Fool's Day!"

 

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