Justin Theroux's Motorcycle Vandalized With Bologna

Celebrity News Sep. 30, 2011 AT 10:48AM
Justin Theroux's Motorcycle Vandalized With Bologna Credit: Alo Ceballos/FilmMagic

Somebody's dead meat!

Justin Theroux's BMW motorcycle was vandalized outside girlfriend Jennifer Aniston's West Village apartment in New York City Thursday, The New York Post's Page Six reports.

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A neighbor walking a dog early that morning noticed up to 25 slices of "what clearly was bologna" stuck to the seat, wheels, handlebars, muffler and engine at about 8 a.m.

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The identity of the vandal has yet to be revealed. "I got the impression it was some weird message, like, 'You're full of bologna,'" the neighbor told Page Six. "The bike was in otherwise in fine condition."

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Later that morning, 40-year-old Theroux's bike had been cleaned of the remaining lunch meat. Had it remained there longer, the bologna could have stripped the motorcycle of its paint.

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