Lindsay Lohan Bashes Joan Rivers for Mocking Her
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Headed to jail in one week, Lindsay Lohan has been lying low -- but that doesn't mean she'll take Joan Rivers' insults lying down.
On Tuesday, the 24-year-old star wrote a snarky set of Tweets bashing the comic's recent jokes made at her expense...and her estranged father Michael Lohan and Dr. Drew Pinsky came up, too.
"Joan Rivers and her 'stargument' make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven," Lohan wrote.
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"all he needs is her botox doctor. "Dr." Drew- any ideas? Botox rehab reality show?"
The Mean Girls actress added angrily, "in the words of 50 cent.. 'You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth'"
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Soon after Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail for a parole violation related to a DUI arrest, Rivers tried out a new Lohan comic bit via Twitter.
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Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge," Rivers, 77, wrote, referring to Lohan's F-word manicure.
"I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof."
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While Lohan initially ignored Rivers' taunts, her ex girlfriend Samantha Ronson defended her honor. "Hey Joan Rivers...You have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can't hear."
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53For as much as people make fun of Joan Rivers, she’s a thousand times funnier than any joke about her I’ve ever heard.
Lindsay is an unfocused, confused, and rebellous young woman..... Her lack of Parental upbringing has reared it's ugly head..... Her father is a Media attention monger that he is so wrapped up in himself he fails to do what's best for her.... She will self destruct to spite him..... Her mom is clueless and is in denial (it's easier that way). They both deserve a good swift kick... Lindsay reminds me of a lost soul going through life clueless...... Hopefull jail will be the wake up call she needs.... Time to take responsiblility for her behavior and make better choices in her life...
Shut up, Lindsay.
Wow, "ali" you have a garbage can for a mouth. Go back to the sewer where you belong. I cannot believe you have been allowed to comment on US articles as you are clearly disgusting. You are such a low life. Try being a lady for a change. Or do you even know how to be a lady. You gutter rat!!!!!
They both are idiots, and need to go away. But, Lindsay had it coming. She wants to cry on TV for getting sentenced to jail but wants to break the law..WAKE UP DUMBA$$, can't get away with it now.
Joan and lindsay are both idiots. but i will say.. Sams comeback was pretty awesome.
I hear that Robert Shapiro is going to be her next lawyer. Why can't people like Lindsay just go away. She actually makes Kate Gosselin appear as a normal person. Lindsay, do your time and all of it, get some help for your drug use, grow up at last, and leave Hollywood. You have no talent and you are a truly mean and immature person.
Hey, lind-do do, JOAN RIVERS & DOCTOR DREW are NOT goin' to jail, but you are haaaaaaa!! Haaaaaaaa!! With the mat of a mattress that you'll be given, hope you've put on some weight, so your bones won't hurt!! Haaaaaaa!! I PRAY you'll stay in jail forever 'n a day!! Ba bye, "load-do do"!!!!!!
I think Lindsay is a pathetic loser but I'm definitely on her side here. I HATE Joan Rivers after reading in People that she MADE her daughter get a nose job & doesn't even regret it. She's a sick, sick person & I can't wait for her death.
Lindsay Lohan should just shut up already! Joan Rivers has had a career for most of her 77 years. Lyndsay Lohan won't even be a footnote when she's that age (if she lives that long, which is doubtful). Lindsay is a joke of her own creation, so she shouldn't be complaining when other people use her as their punchline!! You want to stop being a joke, Lindsay? Lay off the crack and straighten out your life.
OK Lindsay Hohand mind your elders . JR has been there okay she's been in hollywood along time so listen maybe she can get through to you. An 2wks in jail is not that bad. Since you like the rough dikes. (Sam) So enjoy all the bushy twat you can eat!!! Its like your hollywood apartment but without the coke. but if your lucky someone will slip you some. if your real lucky they will sneak it in their smelly twats (JUST LIKE YOU LOVE IT)
LH should shut her mouth, do her time, go to rehab, clean up herself and obey the law. She looks old and nasty way beyond her years. And of course, I am team Joan Rivers.
The only one who needs reehab is Lindsay. And to wear that nail polish to court-she should have had extra time on her sentence. What a loser.
Stfu Lindsay. You give us all way too much ammo to make fun of your sad little life. Really, you kind of are a pig.
The truth hurts, huh Lindsay?
Joan - hilarious, Lindsay too bad you have no sense of humor as well as no sense. Why aren't you in jail? Don't you have anything better to do like getting your affairs in order? Or working with "children"????? What a joke......
Lindsay when you have been in show business as long as Joan has---, she can wipe the street with you!!!
Lindsay--- when you've been in show business as long as Joan ,than you can talk---Joan will wipe the street with you!!!
It won't matter in the end, because at the rate LH is going, she will be dead long before JR.
Lindsay and Samantha should stick to their day jobs of being talentless fame wh0res and not try to take on Joan Rivers with lame comebacks. Why didn't they just say "I'm rubber, you're glue..."