Oh, to be a fly on the wall of the first "Late Night With Conan O'Brien" Christmas party back in 1993.
Louis C.K. stopped by to chat with the ginger-haired talk show host on Thursday, and the comedian reminisced about that one time … he made a move on Gwyneth Paltrow.
"I got really drunk and Gwyneth Paltrow was there … and she came to the party and I was hitting on her, and I was heavily flirting with her," Louis recalled. "I was saying stuff to her like, 'We should just get married,' and she was like, 'Oh, okay,' and humoring me. But I remember thinking, 'I think I'm going to marry this really cute actress and move to California and have this whole different life.'"
He continued, "And I got really drunk … and I got a trumpet, I don't play trumpet, and I started blowing noise into the trumpet and my face was all red and I looked down and I saw her looking at me with a 'that man will never touch my body' look."
Who else would like to see the "Thanks for Sharing" actress and "Louie" star reenact that moment?
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