Video: Madonna: I'd Rather "Be Hit by a Train" Than Marry
The chances of Madonna, 51, marrying 22-year-old beau Jesus Luz?
Not likely.
"I think I'd rather get run over by a train," she said on the Late Show With David Letterman Wednesday when asked her if she'd ever tie the knot again (see video, above).
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She referred to her 8-year marriage to director Guy Ritchie as "the Bush years."
Sniped the singer, "It was a good time to be out of America."
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When Letterman mentioned her ex-beau, New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez, Madonna rolled her eyes, but kept her sense of humor in tact.
"Didn't you almost get arrested for bringing up A-Rod's name?" she cracked.
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In June, Letterman famously came under fire for joking that the 14-year-old daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin got pregnant by the slugger.
He told Madonna that he didn't get "arrested," but almost got "fired."
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What she actually said was "every man on earth would rather be hit by a train than marry her." P.S. Madge, the phrase is "...hit by a BUS" not "...hit by a train."
I think people criticizes her because she's "older" but I think she s trying to be a real woman not fake trying to impress and saying everything's perfect in your life. I think we should admire "older" women much more than the young and pretty like megan fox and all that... because we are women
Madonna can have all the skin on her face pulled tight, but baby what about the underarms and those horrible hands? She must know these men are only with her for the free ride (no pun intended) and money.
I don't know about Sean Penn, but Guy Richie looks like quite a classy person. Can't she shut up already and show some respect for the father of at least one of her children?
I wish she would! and Letterman too!
you can take the girl out of Flint , Michigan but you can't take Flint out of the girl---- shes ballsy but theres nothing classy about her!!!!
October 01, 2009 - 1:55pm Anonymous Says: I HATE Madonna!!!! She is SO wierd. Enough with the fake british accent and crap...you are from Brooklyn, girl! Get real!!!! Gross. ************************************** She's actually from Michigan.
I liked her music- but I cannot stand this woman. She has no morals, and can laugh about ending a marriage. She clearly has no sense of patriotism, and is a loser. She doesn't care about anything but what betters Madge. Go Away- I don't even wish you on Britain...go away to anywhere but here.
I HATE Madonna!!!! She is SO wierd. Enough with the fake british accent and crap...you are from Brooklyn, girl! Get real!!!! Gross.
I love Madonna! She's right about how awful the Bush presidency was and I'm glad she's single again. She's so much more fun. I'll never not be a fan of hers.
Anybody have a spare train?
I can't stand her! Wish she would get hit by a train!
LOVE MADONNA!!! I'd rather be tied to a chair and forced to watch Sarah Palin on tv rather than get married.
she is one of the worst women in this world, i swear
Why is she wearing a cross? Is it cool to be Christian this week? She's such a contradiction. Madonna, please go away.
She's starving for attention,old and out of the limelight. she doesn't want to get married anymore, because NO ONE WOULD marry her that's sane.. psycho basket case. Stay in England. Please no more concerts!
I hear a train a comin! Hey America Hating Madge...your train is here! Jump! Go back to Britain you old hag!
I wish you would have stayed out of America permanently. I'm sick of America-hating celebrities!
Where is that train when you need it.