Jessica Simpson Returns to the U.S.
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After roughing it in Uganda, Jessica Simpson is back home.
"I'm just now back in the US of A!!!!!" she Twittered Monday. "Home sweet delicious HOME!!!!!!!!!"
Shortly after her Maltipoo Daisy was snatched by a coyote, the singer, 29, flew to Uganda to film scenes for her upcoming VH1 show, The Price of Beauty.
And the trip wasn't easy.
At one point, she posted a photo of herself peeking out from a giant mosquito net surrounding her bed.
"WTF?!?" she Twittered. "Do I really have to sleep like this?"
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She and pals, hairstylist Ken Paves and Cacee Cobb, also dodged spiders during the trip.
"Is this the Price of Beauty?" Paves Twittered. "Don't let the bed bugs bite!"
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In the end, Simpson's spirit seemed to improve.
"Uganda was truly a beautiful adventure," she Twittered Sunday. "I will carry the spirit of all the people with me always. God Bless."
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35September 30, 2009 - 4:35am Schlitz Says: "I'm just now back in the US of A!!!!!" she Twittered Monday. "Home sweet delicious HOME!!!!!!!!!" When she arrived at LAX she made the driver pull into the nearest KFC where she reportedly ate 14 buckets of extra crispy fried chicken and 3 full trays of buttermilk biscuits. She washed them down with a 5 gallon drum of mayonaise with the help of a wooden spoon and then preceeded to eat the wooden spoon. When she finished she replied,"That was a good appetizer. Now, let's eat! I'm friggin starving!" ------------------- you are one ugly pathetic excuse of a human being to even write something as stupid as that, unless of course it's part of your 500 pound daily ritual..... seriously who the hell else could think of something so ridiculous??? You are nothing but a Loser. Go away already.
"I'm just now back in the US of A!!!!!" she Twittered Monday. "Home sweet delicious HOME!!!!!!!!!" When she arrived at LAX she made the driver pull into the nearest KFC where she reportedly ate 14 buckets of extra crispy fried chicken and 3 full trays of buttermilk biscuits. She washed them down with a 5 gallon drum of mayonaise with the help of a wooden spoon and then preceeded to eat the wooden spoon. When she finished she replied,"That was a good appetizer. Now, let's eat! I'm friggin starving!"
September 29, 2009 - 8:58pm Anonymous Says: Jessica is fat. ------------------------ LMAO!!!
Jessica's problems started when she thought the grass was greener on the other side (meaning men) and dumped the man who was really in love with her...her ex Nick. I feel that she nor he will be happy in love until they come full circle. Why can't he fully commit to Vanessa? Listen to his new song "Patience". Why is she constantly looking for love in all the wrong places? Because she already had it and didn't see it. Thanks to "Dad" in particular. For the ones who feel that she should make up with the "Jerk" who dummped her a day before her birthday, I'm really scared to see who else you picture her with. It takes two to make a relationship work and it is obvious he doesn't want to make it work as fast as he has moved on. So Jessica, take my advice and just lay low on the relationshiip thing. Give yourself some time to heal and reflect on the relationships that you were in and learn from your mistakes. Don't be so quick to fall in love. When it's meant to be it will happen.
Hey, Jessica, I'm glad to hear you had quite an experience. So many of my fellow posters obviously feel that what you do is useless, (forgetting that you are an entertainer), and feel obliged to complain about your entertaining us, or insist that their progeny, having also had an experience which they claim as their own, should have somehow had their name in the news or something. I hope your journey left you with a greater appreciation of your life, and I wish you much happiness and success! And congratulations to your beautiful sister and her family, too!
Jessica is fat.
The world is suffering and we sent JS out into it! We're going to pay for that. Boycott all things Simpson, Paves and Cobb!
Eileen: What's also in order is dropping the self rightious attitude and realizing that what's not tragic to you may be for someone else (for some people losing a pet is tragic) and that you have a choice. If you don't find it newsworthy, there's a simple solution...don't go to tabloid sites.
why do people try to project so much onto people that just happen to be famous? All anyone is doing is exposing their own character. If you dont like her go read a story about someone that you do like. If you think shes stupid, go spend your time on something more intellectually stimulating than a story about Jessica Simpson...i mean what did you expect? its funny how people are online.
leave jess alone and grow up people
As the mother of a serviceman stationed at a Combat Outpost in Afghanistan who has seen firsthand the real tragedy in life, I struggle to find this newsworthy or tragic. I feel no different for Jessica Simpson than I do for the friend of a friend of a friend who got dumped and lost her dog. A broader perspective is in order for us all.
Since when did Twitter become the sole basis for information for a celebrity interview?
September 29, 2009 - 1:21pm Anoneemous Says: WTF - what did U expect in Uganda? Can't fix stupid ******************************************************** apparently not. You can't even spell.
Who here thinks her new show will be successful?
I didn't know she left the country.....no wonder the USA seemed smarter the past week.
Kick the Kardashians, or Spencer Pratt, or Kate + 8, etc. But let's leave Jessica Simpson alone. She is suffering. After being dumped by the love of her life, her dog (who was her baby), was taken by a Coyote. She is probably crying her eyes out every night. Please have a heart and leave this celebrity along.
What she expect a five star hotel..She shouldn't had gone..peoples are so poor there..She should experience peoples of uganda culture..poor her.lol
I always thought it was sort of an act .... but, how stupid can any one person be? She needs to grow up and face reality. Can't sing either !!
I wish Jess the best of luck in all she does.
WTF - what did U expect in Uganda? Can't fix stupid