PIC: Jessica Simpson Too "Short" for Toilet at Bergdorf Goodman
Credit: Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com; twitter.com
Potty trouble for Jessica Simpson!
In NYC on Monday, the singer and designer, 30, encountered some difficulties in the ladies room at posh department store Bergdorf Goodman. Naturally, she shared a photo!
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"Short girl problems," Simpson wrote beneath a TwitPic of her feet, dangling from the toilet, evidently too short to reach the floor below.
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The star is in the Big Apple with younger sister Ashlee, nephew Bronx and their mom Tina to work on their tween denim line for the Jessica Simpson Collection. One thing Simpson's not addressing head-on: Web rumors speculating her pregnancy.
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Simpson, engaged to former NFL star Eric Johnson for nearly a year, was snapped yesterday in NYC clutching her belly, covered up with a winter-weather poncho.
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50I dont want those daddy long leg/grasshopper legs.if anything the majority of women in the world are below 5'7". That includes marilyn monroe,vida guerra,jessica simpson,kim kardashian,Coco austin,mayra veronica,monica santiago,shakira,sarah lime,salma hayek,carmen electra,renatta frisson and the list goes on. I actually read that shorter women have more estrogen because estrogen is what stops bone grow, testosterone is what increases bone growth! thats why tall girls were given a while ago "Estrogen injections" to halt bone growth. Shorter women are more feminine, which explain their curves(small waist,big butt,wide hips,thighs,etc) Men prefer a Kim kardashian body than a 6 foot tall model with toothpick for legs and looks like a prepubescent child! the fashion industry distorted the female form! men liek meat,only dogs like bones!No man wants sticks fo rlegs, they actually are disgusted by that. Men like the opposite of masculinity, which is femininty. Long grasshopper/daddy long legs are not beautiful! and especialyl when therye thin, they look like tootpicks! marilyn monroe wasnt tall but men would choose her over a boy looking 6 foot tall telephone pole body with long stick legs and size 13 feet. All that lack of estrogen got you really rowdy didnt it.
and this article is STUPID!
I dont want those daddy long leg/grasshopper legs.if anything the majority of women in the world are below 5'7". That includes marilyn monroe,vida guerra,jessica simpson,kim kardashian,Coco austin,mayra veronica,monica santiago,shakira,sarah lime,salma hayek,carmen electra,renatta frisson and the list goes on. I actually read that shorter women have more estrogen because estrogen is what stops bone grow, testosterone is what increases bone growth! thats why tall girls were given a while ago "Estrogen injections" to halt bone growth. Shorter women are more feminine, which explain their curves(small waist,big butt,wide hips,thighs,etc) Men prefer a Kim kardashian body than a 6 foot tall model with toothpick for legs and looks like a prepubescent child! the fashion industry distorted the female form! men liek meat,only dogs like bones!No man wants sticks fo rlegs, they actually are disgusted by that. Men like the opposite of masculinity, which is femininty. Long grasshopper/daddy long legs are not beautiful! and especialyl when therye thin, they look like tootpicks! marilyn monroe wasnt tall but men would choose her over a boy looking 6 foot tall telephone pole body with long stick legs and size 13 feet. All that lack of estrogen got you really rowdy didnt it.
Everyone got some febreeze??? LOL!!!
I want to know why she had no shoes on. Ughh.
too funny. lol
Chris, number one I'm Jewish, thanks. And number two they purport themselves to be highly religious. Personally I think a baby deserves an intact family meaning two parents, not one preggo crazy woman and her parents.
You mean to say , she ended up with this coz nobody wants to buy her preggy thingy? Quite dumb if she is the one in this picture.After the chicken in the sea? Come on.
why is not wearing shoes? gross! secondly, sit a bit forward on the toilet. not hard.
This was a STUDIO PHOTO SHOOT for the article. Did you honesty believe she went to urinate, the toilet was too high, and she went "Oh! Wait! Get the cameras! The lights! Move over lady...we're taking a shot of this stall over here...." Her point is valid, however. Public accommodations--tables, chairs,counters--and toilets--are often placed at unsurvivable heights for those of average height (approximately 5'4").
Why, oh, why, is she barefoot in a public restroom?
Dumb
@ Kim Green... When will you folks stop hiding behind your good books? Not 1 single christian besides "Possibly" Jesus himself is capable of being saintly! Your judgement of anothers life shows Your NOT! It's clearly not a case of "Judge not" for you is it!? Please do everyone a favor and keep your religious Bias to yourself Thank You and have a wonderful day!
Ewwwee who walks around in bare feet in a public bathroom ? I mean i get that its a ritzy store but still its not your house its a public bathroom!!!
People do care about children from unmarried women, society pays..anyway, if it is her, it shows her usual lack of class, if not..it's stupid. Stupid anyway.
Note to Mark Wall: I for one care that she isn't married and when your Daddy and Mommy portray themselves as good Christian folk and Jessica started her career in the Christian Music industry for her to turn her nose up at this simple act of convention reeks of desperation for $$$ payoff. And sorry its pathetic to sell your baby news like that. Just disgusting and for the record, Eric whats-his-name is NOT and never has been a NFL star. He barely played. Oh and it is BG's bathroom ok?
Jonathan Smith, Who cares if she isn't married? Nick sold his 2nd wedding video to the press to pay for his wedding so why shouldn't she get money for baby news? She is not wearing shoes and it's obvious it's a hotel bathroom not B. Goodman's. Why are you so worked up about a silly twitter photos?
why doesn't she have shoes on?
Wake up Jessica had the photo taken for a twit pic. She is a classless publicity hound. She's trying to shop her pregnancy story for 500k but has no takers. Everyone knows she's unmarried and pregnant.
if that were me I would hurt camera person and sue