Sinead O'Connor Seeks Internet Lover: I'm "Desperate for Sex"
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Nothing compares to the loneliness Sinead O'Connor feels.
The 44-year-old "Nothing Compares 2 U" singer -- who shocked fans with her radical new appearance in August -- recently penned a blog entry entitled "Is Sinead About to Hump Her Truck?" on her official website, detailing her struggle to find a partner in the bedroom.
"I recently read of a woman in America who married and regularly humps her truck. I don't yet own a truck but I'm beginning to understand her head space," O'Connor wrote. "And I am worried I too may be so desperate for sex that within days I might run up the road and hump Bray Cab's whole fleet in one hour."
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The Irish singer adds that her situation "is so dire" that she needs to "take drastic action" before it's too late. "What I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me because they like my (legendary) arse," she wrote. "Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun, and it's very depressing."
To help land a man, O'Connor toyed with the idea of joining an Irish dating site because she is "in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man."
What qualities does O'Connor look for in a man? "He must be no younger than 44, must not be named Brian or Nigel, must be blind enough to think I'm gorgeous, has to be employed and he has to like his mother" -- among various other requirements.
Suitors can apply through O'Connor's secretary at vampyahslayah@yahoo.com.
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25Darren n Kim Horton...."high and mighty horse"? ...and I won't even bother to paraphrase your other profane comments. You need to relax and stop bashing other human beings. Grow up.
real cow
she's beautiful now as she was when she was younger.It's what's in a person's soul that makes them beautiful.Whoever wrote this about her, must be working for the Pope.Hypocritical, misogynistic twits , the lot of you posting crap as if this was factual information about Sinead.
he was a arrogant smart mouth, on any videos I have seen of her, or anything I read.
Ha! She's funny! I liked her better bald tho. What? I did!
She's nasty.
Lighten up, all. Sounds like a joke to me, and I wish her no ill will.
ALL MEN, RUN FOR THE HILLS. I'm sure that there are men out there that don't care she is desperate. I wish her luck with her conquest. LOL!
Jacqui- I'm beautiful enough to wear I don't always have to put up pictures of myself, unlike vain arrogant cvnts like you.
HO. LEE. CRAP. Is that really her???!!!! *GASP*
a very sad and disgusting way to think of herself that way .it just makes herself look like a pathetic woman...
Too bad she was such arrogant bitc*h in her glory days.
Who eat all the pies?????????
She's joking around you arses. Some of you have severe self-loathing issues and I feel sorry for whomever has to be around you. It must be hell being around someone so self-righteous. And for (DARREN N KIM HORTON), you are so much better looking that you don't even have a picture of yourself. Did you bite your tongue when you told Constance to get of her high horse. Poor children to have such a loser mother as you.
oops hit post too soon LOL I was gonna say, for everyone slamming her because she doesn't look the same as when she was 25, do YOU??? everyone's so beautiful and brave behind a keyboard, geesh!
ha I love how funny she is! Get a sense of humour peeps, $h!t happens to people, and gain a bit of weight, or god forbit AGE a bit lol so what? she looks fine, hope she finds a non-Nigel soon ;) ps I agree whole-heartedly with the "no brians need apply" Oh and for eve
Constance- really??!! She's a$$ ugly. And I look way better than her. It's just a fact. You can honestly look at this picture and say "Wow she's pretty." Get off of your fvcking high horse.
Sounds like she has a great sense of humor! lol I like a celebrity with a self-deprecating personality. For all of the people on here knocking her down and calling her horrible names- you need to grow up. She looks better than most 44 year old women in the real world, and probably better than you/ your wives. :)
There are some things that you just need to keep to yourself! Gross!
Can you say "delusional"?