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Demi Moore's Split Statement
In a bold reference to husband Ashton Kutcher's notorious Sept. 24 affair with Sara Leal, Moore announced Nov. 17: "It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life."
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