Her chicken comment was cute Shes cute I love chicken and tuna and canned food all looks the same to me except oysters out of the can i Wonder what Jessica thinks that is.oysters and and Jessica eating from a can Jessica thought she was eating spam then it hiter right in the brain tuna and ckiacen are the same she had been studying the periodic table that she sat at when ever she was able which wasnt that often cuz people are so rude they called her fat whenever she ate food so tuna and chicken to her its all new she thought canned oysters were yucky ewe but the chicken the kind the fisherman catch Jessica used it to fill her yap but that did'nt stop her from speaking out loud she just forgot her living room had a camera crowd full of people with clogged ears for they mistaked what she said for they were drinking beers these camera people and all there friends wrote a bunch of mean things with there computers and pens and then next thing you know jessica had hundreds of cans to throw she threw them over here she threw them over there chicken and tuna all over every where people thought she had gone right nuts there just lucky she did'nt take off her high heels and tan there freaking buts CUZ SHE WAS REALLY PISSED THE WHOLE REAL POINT WAS MISSED FOOD IN A CAN LOOKS ALL THE SAME AND HAVING POPARATSI IN THE LIVING ROOM WAS GETTING LAME SO SHE USED HER WHIT TO CREATE A LITTLE LIE TO HAVE THE WHOLE COUNTRY WONDERING WHY you see one thing every one knows she wears high heels every where she goes she wears them to dance she wears them to run she wears them to plant right in your bumb so next time you speak when she speaks to you watch what you right make sure its true cuz after that comment we know shes kinda nuts and who wants high heels stuck in there buts. Now hers a lttle problem im going to tell you the high heel but thing lots of people do want to get a pair of poopy shoes of Jessicas that they can use to sell online the ole E Bay scam jessica was smart you know she went and sold that can half the money went to Unicef the rest went in the bank shes rich off mock chicken and its the paparatsi she can thank the next thing she said they couldnt let you know "mock chickens the fastest land animal you know" i know she said it for she told me herself and asked me why the world news burried it on the shelf i told Jess its simple your blonde with the cutest dimple if they had of let people know the truth the paparatsi would have to catch one to hold for proof and deer there not that fast you see its going to take the camera people three years to catch me and truth be told half the time im Jessicas friend that manifests rhyme you here my words all the time Its just that im smart and use pen names to keep people confused its been three years and now hes back and Jessica im trying to track......