PICS: Oscars 2012 Facebook Fashion Police Report: What You Had to Say

While the editors of Us Weekly were busy logging dress designer credits and boiling down the best hair and makeup looks to recreate at home, Us' Facebook fans were hard at work playing Fashion Police and testing their skills as Top Cops.

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And between Angelina Jolie's leg-baring Atelier Versace number and Jennifer Lopez's plunging, nipple-gazing Zuhair Murad gown, there was a ton to talk about.

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[It's supposed to] hypnotize us into forgetting about Gigli," on fan said of Lopez's sparkling vortex patterned look.

When asked about Jolie's sassy stance, another Facebook fan attributed it to "a secret school on ninjas are hiding under there to attack and that's the only way out."

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Click here to see what other clever captions made the final cut for Us' first-ever Fashion Police: Facebook Edition roundup!