Recessionista: I'll Cover You

It's party time, and we often are told to suck it in, eat less and drink more.

Well, I can't stand the way some body slimming hose fit. They make me feel so awkward leaning against a mantle at a party when my bladder, intestines and my posture seem sausaged and smashed together. There is relief. I simply adore the $13.50 DKNY Hosiery Opaque coverage tights.

They're soft and subtly suck you in. The nylon spandex material is also sheer to the waist, which makes me so happy. I love the electric navy blue but mostly stock up on black. They also come in gray and a good chocolate in sizes 1-3. The best is when you wash them, they don't fade and the waist band elastic stays put!

So, go ahead, have another round on me!

Buy it here.