Write a Fashion Police Caption for China Chow

Actress China Chow arrives at Logo's "NewNowNext Awards" 2012 at Avalon on April 5, 2012 in Hollywood, California. Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty Images

Think you have what it takes to be an Us Top Cop?

Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of British actress/model China Chow, who attended the NewNowNext Awards April 5 in Hollywood. Your comment could end up in the next issue of Us Weekly!