Write a Fashion Police Caption for Jada Pinkett Smith

Jada Pinkett Smith arrives at the Coalition To Abolish Slavery and Trafficking's 15th Annual From Slavery to Freedom gala at the Sofitel Hotel in Los Angeles on 9, 2013. Credit: Jerod Harris/WireImage.com

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Jada Pinkett Smith. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.