Jada Pinkett Smith arrives at the Coalition To Abolish Slavery and Trafficking's 15th Annual From Slavery to Freedom gala at the Sofitel Hotel in Los Angeles on 9, 2013. Credit: Jerod Harris/WireImage.com

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