Write a Fashion Police Caption for Johnny Weir

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Think you have what it takes to be an Us Top Cop?

Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Johnny Weir, who accesorized his ensemble with a fur coat and gold jewelry while signing copies of his new book, Welcome to My World, at Borders Columbus Circle in NYC January 11.

Be sure to include your e-mail address before posting (it won't show up below), and a name you wouldn't mind seeing in the magazine.