Write a Fashion Police Caption for Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney KardashiaLAS VEGAS, NV - AUGUST 31: Kourtney Kardashian arrives at Kardashian Khaos at The Mirage Hotel & Casino on August 31, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Credit: Denise Truscello/WireImage

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Kourtney Kardashian. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, be sure to leave your full name in your comment below!