Write a Fashion Police Caption for Maggie Gyllenhaal

Actress Maggie Gyllenhaal attends the "White House Down" New York Premiere at Ziegfeld Theater on June 25, 2013 in New York City. Credit: Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Maggie Gyllenhaal. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.