Write a Fashion Police Caption for Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey attends the Cinema Society screening of "Mud" at The Museum of Modern Art on April 21, 2013 in New York City. Credit: Jamie McCarthy/WireImage.com

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Matthew McConaughey. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.