Write a Fashion Police Caption for Michelle Williams

Michelle Williams in Pasadena, CA on August 10, 2012. Credit: Dharma/INFphoto

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Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of actress Michelle Williams. If you want your joke to appear in a copy of Us Weekly, please leave your full name in your comment.