Write a Fashion Police Caption for Nicki Minaj

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Think you have what it takes to be an Us Top Cop?

Write a snippy one-liner for this photo of Nicki Minaj, whose over-the-top look included an Amato Couture pink corset, Shojotomo Japan shorts, thigh highs and critter socks, Tsimori Chisato stockings, an Onch Movement ice cream necklace, Fifi and Romeo plastic cuffs and Duepunti rings at the MTV Video Music Awards in L.A. August 28.