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Celebrity Style October 7, 2009 AT 5:56PM By UsWeekly Staff

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October 22, 2009 - 12:10am Nicole
You should all be ashamed of yourself for your ignorance. FYI: This dress was specifically designed to be auctioned off at the Iraq Star event which raises funds for injured soldiers who need surgery! BTW it raised thousands of $$!!
October 08, 2009 - 5:05pm JLEE
The hunters accidentally shot Kristy, they were mistaking her for a deer. :(
October 08, 2009 - 4:11pm Anonymous
Commando Flamenco!
October 08, 2009 - 3:05pm Valerie R.
Its G.I. Jane meets Miss Kitty at the final showdown in front of the Saloon.
October 08, 2009 - 2:06pm WarrenInLA
I believe it was Aeschylus who wrote, "The first casualty of war is fashion."
October 08, 2009 - 9:12am ashley starr
the confeds would be turning over in their graves
October 08, 2009 - 8:57am JSR
Red, white & ewww!
October 08, 2009 - 8:42am Anonymous
What to wear when you have to go straight from the shooting range to the Hoedown.
October 08, 2009 - 8:38am Marsha
Taking the phrase "support our troops" to a whole new level
October 08, 2009 - 8:10am Mandy Lynn
Buffy, the Can-Can dancing hunter.
October 08, 2009 - 7:46am Molly
We should send her to the front lines in Iraq - the Taliban would die laughing!
October 08, 2009 - 7:46am HelmWright
Quick, get Kristy into a bunker....and leave her there.
October 08, 2009 - 7:39am LW
This is grounds for a friendly-fire incident.
October 08, 2009 - 6:31am Kylie
American Spirit: Kristy Swanson Style!
October 08, 2009 - 1:48am Anonymous
Mexico's female soldier uniform.
October 08, 2009 - 1:44am marie@OZ
after zigging and zagging her way into afganistan flora and faunana. She must wait for that perfect moment to stripthat camoflague off and wave ol glory after slipping all the gurreullas coconut milk with a hit of extasy
October 08, 2009 - 1:29am KMo
Buffy the Fashion Slayer
October 08, 2009 - 1:29am Zarui
Almost afraid to ask what else she's got under there?
October 08, 2009 - 1:24am LilyB
This is what all flamenco dancing soldiers are wearing this season!
October 08, 2009 - 1:19am Nichole
Do you think she made this herself? Or did she raid Anna- Nicole's closet?