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55She has a big head and a skinny body which projects well on screen but horribly in photos.
This is not a photo that calls for some quippy little comment. This young woman looks SICK. She is going to be the next Brittany Murphy by the looks of her. It's sad.
she looks drab. She is too short and to thin for this outfit. it completely swollows her.
Meet the 2010 version of tinkerbell!!!
Is this a ball or ballet?....duh!!!!
I give this one a V for Vomitous!
No sweetheart, Daddy didn't make it to your dance recital, but he'll be there next time.
Where is the bee hive, my wings slipped down!
An artistic depiction of Catwoman eating Tinkerbell
An artistic depiction of Catwoman eating Tinkerbell
A little late for halloween. Where's the hat and broom?
FAIRYTALES GONE BAD.
like it.
Natalie came to this event straight from filming the latest Sprint commercial.
"Where the Heart is," surely was not with her sylist today!
In an about face, Natalie goes from rags to riches to rags again!
She usually dresses very well. Not here. Looks like Halloween.
That girl needs a steak. And a nap.
She looks like Tinkerbell at a funeral.
She looks like a witch who dressed up as a butternut squash for halloween.