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video: Jon Gosselin Says Bye to Ed Hardy, Clubs and Bikini Babes
Wednesday – November 11, 2009 – 11:10am
Even Jon Gosselin can laugh at himself.
In a new Funny or Die spoof (watch above), the reality dad, 32, pokes fun at his Ed Hardy, club-going ways, vowing to go back to his "righteous" roots.
Watch Jon Gosselin give yoga a try!
"For the past few months, I've been looking back and thinking, 'Man, this is not me...'" Gosselin, 32, says in the video. "I just want to go back to the normal, simple life like I used to have.
"People always say to me, 'Jon, you can't go back,'" he goes on. "But I am going to go back. I'm going to learn from my mistakes."
See more of Jon Gosselin's biggest photo faux pas
As Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time" plays in the background, Gosselin then hands over his flashy Ed Hardy tops for a preppy polo; deletes Michael Lohan's number from his cell phone and tells club bouncers to take him off the guest list.
His hardest habit to break?
See photos of Jon's many women
Saying bye to those bikini-clad babes.
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December 02, 2009 - 8:57am robert ali Says:
do you believe??? edhardylove -
November 18, 2009 - 5:53pm T.J. Says:
T E A M * J O N ! -
November 18, 2009 - 5:52pm LALA Says:
I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVE JON !!! KATE IS A FAKE AS* BITC*! -
November 16, 2009 - 11:24am orderlyl Says:
JON CAN LICK MY A-HOLE CLEAN---THAT COULD BE A JOB HE WOULD LIKE. HA HA HA HA-AND IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A PATHETIC KATE HATER USING MY NAME? HA HA HA HA--AND I AGREE WITH YOU JON HATER--JON MAKES ME SICK ALSO--HE SHOULD JUST GO AWAY ---HE IS THE LOSER ABOVE ALL THE OTHER LOSERS---HA HA HA HA.-- TEAM KATE -
November 16, 2009 - 11:24am orderlyl Says:
JON CAN LICK MY A-HOLE CLEAN---THAT COULD BE A JOB HE WOULD LIKE. HA HA HA HA-AND IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A PATHETIC KATE HATER USING MY NAME? HA HA HA HA--AND I AGREE WITH YOU JON HATER--JON MAKES ME SICK ALSO--HE SHOULD JUST GO AWAY ---HE IS THE LOSER ABOVE ALL THE OTHER LOSERS---HA HA HA HA.-- TEAM KATE -
November 16, 2009 - 11:24am orderlyl Says:
JON CAN LICK MY A-HOLE CLEAN---THAT COULD BE A JOB HE WOULD LIKE. HA HA HA HA-AND IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A PATHETIC KATE HATER USING MY NAME? HA HA HA HA--AND I AGREE WITH YOU JON HATER--JON MAKES ME SICK ALSO--HE SHOULD JUST GO AWAY ---HE IS THE LOSER ABOVE ALL THE OTHER LOSERS---HA HA HA HA.-- TEAM KATE -
November 15, 2009 - 7:49am KATE GOSSELIN Says:
I don't know why some people say that making my eight little kids work on a TV show is selfish and self-absorbed. Some people say it's not. Obviously the people who say it's not are right. Just look at my fashionable, attention-grabbing clothing and hairstyle, and my impeccably manicured nails, and tell me I'm not doing the best I can for my kids. I can't control the paparazzi and the stories they write. -
November 15, 2009 - 7:49am KATE GOSSELIN Says:
I don't know why some people say that making my eight little kids work on a TV show is selfish and self-absorbed. Some people say it's not. Obviously the people who say it's not are right. Just look at my fashionable, attention-grabbing clothing and hairstyle, and my impeccably manicured nails, and tell me I'm not doing the best I can for my kids. I can't control the paparazzi and the stories they write. -
November 15, 2009 - 7:49am KATE GOSSELIN Says:
I don't know why some people say that making my eight little kids work on a TV show is selfish and self-absorbed. Some people say it's not. Obviously the people who say it's not are right. Just look at my fashionable, attention-grabbing clothing and hairstyle, and my impeccably manicured nails, and tell me I'm not doing the best I can for my kids. I can't control the paparazzi and the stories they write. -
November 15, 2009 - 7:43am KATE GOSSELIN Says:
Jon caused me lots of negative press. I never understood why he suspected there was anything going on between my bodyguard, Steve, and I. When I'd get my nails done or my hair highlighted, or shopping for sexy clothes and shoes, I'd spend the entire time wondering, why would Jon think there's anyone else? Anyway, I forbade Jon to bring Hailey Glassman around my children. That woman's father really ticked me off when he refused to give me a free boob job along with the free tummy tuck. -
November 15, 2009 - 7:38am KATE GOSSELIN Says:
Jon caused me lots of negative press. I never understood why he suspected there was anything going on between my bodyguard, Steve, and I. When I'd get my nails done or my hair highlighted, or shopping for sexy clothes and shoes, I'd spend the entire time wondering, why would Jon think there's anyone else? Anyway, I forbade Jon to bring Hailey Glassman around my children. That woman's father really ticked me off when he refused to give me a free boob job along with the free tummy tuck. -
November 15, 2009 - 7:38am KATE GOSSELIN Says:
Jon caused me lots of negative press. I never understood why he suspected there was anything going on between my bodyguard, Steve, and I. When I'd get my nails done or my hair highlighted, or shopping for sexy clothes and shoes, I'd spend the entire time wondering, why would Jon think there's anyone else? Anyway, I forbade Jon to bring Hailey Glassman around my children. That woman's father really ticked me off when he refused to give me a free boob job along with the free tummy tuck. -
November 15, 2009 - 7:38am KATE GOSSELIN Says:
Jon caused me lots of negative press. I never understood why he suspected there was anything going on between my bodyguard, Steve, and I. When I'd get my nails done or my hair highlighted, or shopping for sexy clothes and shoes, I'd spend the entire time wondering, why would Jon think there's anyone else? Anyway, I forbade Jon to bring Hailey Glassman around my children. That woman's father really ticked me off when he refused to give me a free boob job along with the free tummy tuck. -
November 15, 2009 - 7:02am KATE GOSSELIN Says:
I'm sure you saw the interview where I refuted all allegations made against me to date. I didn't sign up for all the media hooplah. I signed up for a reality show. My marriage to Jon fell apart, but I honor my commitments so we pretended we were still together. I even forgot whether or not I could take my wedding ring off in public. I can't show my face in church anymore. But it doesn't matter. I'm Ms. Glamorous now, and glamorous people don't go to church. I also can't be a nurse anymore. No one admires nurses. I can't go to a regular job anyway, because people have contempt and hate for me. I'd love to be in a movie. Not necessarily act in a movie, just be in one. -
November 15, 2009 - 6:51am KATE GOSSELIN Says:
I'm sure you saw the interview where I refuted all allegations made against me to date. I didn't sign up for all the media hooplah. I signed up for a reality show. My marriage to Jon fell apart, but I honor my commitments so we pretended we were still together. I even forgot whether or not I could take my wedding ring off in public. I can't show my face in church anymore. But it doesn't matter. I'm Ms. Glamorous now, and glamorous people don't go to church. I also can't be a nurse anymore. No one admires nurses. I can't go to a regular job anyway, because people have contempt and hate for me. I'd love to be in a movie. Not necessarily act in a movie, just be in one. -
November 15, 2009 - 6:43am KATE GOSSELIN Says:
I'm sure you saw the interview where I refuted all allegations made against me to date. I didn't sign up for all the media hooplah. I signed up for a reality show. My marriage to Jon fell apart, but I honor my commitments so we pretended we were still together. I even forgot whether or not I could take my wedding ring off in public. I can't show my face in church anymore. But it doesn't matter. I'm Ms. Glamorous now, and glamorous people don't go to church. I also can't be a nurse anymore. No one admires nurses. I can't go to a regular job anyway, because people have contempt and hate for me. I'd love to be in a movie. Not necessarily act in a movie, just be in one. -
November 15, 2009 - 6:43am KATE GOSSELIN Says:
I'm sure you saw the interview where I refuted all allegations made against me to date. I didn't sign up for all the media hooplah. I signed up for a reality show. My marriage to Jon fell apart, but I honor my commitments so we pretended we were still together. I even forgot whether or not I could take my wedding ring off in public. I can't show my face in church anymore. But it doesn't matter. I'm Ms. Glamorous now, and glamorous people don't go to church. I also can't be a nurse anymore. No one admires nurses. I can't go to a regular job anyway, because people have contempt and hate for me. I'd love to be in a movie. Not necessarily act in a movie, just be in one. -
November 15, 2009 - 6:31am KATE GOSSELIN Says:
As I stated on my website, I wanted to get pregnant as soon as Jon and I were married. He wasn't ready, but I didn't give him a moment's peace until he agreed. Then I found out I couldn't conceive the normal way. Can you imagine? Someone like me, who was meant to be a mom, couldn't get pregnant? So we turned to fertility treatments. First go around, we had twins. Second go around, we had sextuplets! I quit my job to stay home with the babies. We were so happy then. I don't know why it all fell apart. I'll tell you why. My goals didn't change. JON'S did. We looked at each other and became two different people. I would like to wring Jon's neck. When it suit his needs, he became jealous of my bodyguard, Steve. -
November 15, 2009 - 6:18am KATE GOSSELIN Says:
I'm the most glamorous mom, ever! I want a new ring. One with eight little diamonds and a mother of pearl. Hey how about somebody out there just send me a FREEBIE? K. My divorce is causing my eight brats to act out. I would turn that into a TV show, but their father disapproves. So I decided I want to be in a movie. If I can't do that, I'd like to star in an infomercial. -
November 15, 2009 - 4:43am KATE GOSSELIN Says:
Does anybody want to see me do a show by myself yet? Come on, it wasn't THE KIDS you tuned in for. You would have watched a dog-and-pony show as long as they were MY dogs and ponies. I need to be where the action is and I thrive on being admired; being in front of a camera is my standard now. Being stuck at home raising my eight brats isn't glamorous enough. Besides, they exacerbate my bipolar disorder.
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