lol @ all the humpin tips! i hump my lil throw pillows.. but the next day my pelvis bone always get sore!

Where are the Osbournes moving??

just to let you know that i take to long to respond my computer messing so don't think i lefted you again ok

You go to register, give your screen name and email, then log in. Once you do that you can send private messages to other users.

my are still better by far trust me :P

register? at mother website am sure i didn't

i got lots talents as well better you do haha
i went to mother website the other day what hell you gotta do once you are in

fake - why damn?

Little soon you think?

fake- i'm really getting married

I see it now, we got off the plane and have to travel all through Brooklyn looking for a :)

When no one is home and I have no way to get caught, I stack 4 or 5 pillows on top of each other. I lay a towel over the top one, and the terrycloth is an amazing stimulator. make sure to use regular bedpillows, as it prolongs the orgasm, and builds you up slowly, allowing for a more powerful climax. Mount the pillows and just rub back and forth, not too much, or you'll numb yourself. You almost don't even slide, it's more of a rocking motion than anything else. As I get to the end, before I climax, I stop, play with my nipples awhile, and start again. I do this a few times. It takes time, but it is all worth it in the end, trust me. when I finish my last "round" I put a small, beanie-baby sized stuffed animal under the top pillow, so I have something a little more firm to ride. use anything as hard as a shoe if you like. Or just use the pillows, it is up to you, you know what you like. The orgasm is intense and amazing

fake- if it makes you feel better you and mother can come to my wedding

These are all old. Anthing better? I'm not learning anything, I'm just left feeling disappointed. Like when my husband leaves me.

Fake this one is great toooo. Here's one time you'll be happy to "ride the cotton pony":

Get a maxi pad and soak it in some warm-to-hot water then put into to your panties. Ride something, like the edge of the tub. Go as fast or as slow as you like. Sometimes you have to stop and warm it up with some more water, but the warm, wet pressure is great!

Here is a good one. Cools you off on a hot day:

Take a butter knife with a rounded handle and put it in the refrigerator. When it gets nice and cold, take the knife out and stick the handle in your pussy. The coldness will feel really good inside and against your clit.