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Courtney Resolves to Support Hilary, Stop Clubbing with 19-Year-Olds in 2007
Thursday January 4, 2007

Love at The Christmas In Fairyland Gala, Dec. 16, 2006.
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Rocker Courtney Love, 42, posted a list of 53 New Year’s Resolutions for 2007 on her Web site, MoonwashedRose.com, the New York Daily News reports.

The misspelled manifesto vacillates between sounding like the personal goals of a 6-year-old princess (“sell the pony get a new horse” ), a 15-year-old with a learner’s permit (“LEARN TO DRIVE”), and an oenophile with more than a passing interest in the occult (“no matter how hard i try to justify that "wines okay" knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts”).

The list seems to have been removed from C.Love's site, but see an excerpt below.

(Also, embrace spell check, Court. That little red line on Microsoft Word is your friend.)

*Have a happy satisfied child and family
* sell the pony get a new horse
* try this "thin" anthropoligical experiment — get to my goal weight healthily and stay there
* cahnt for the war in Iraq to cease asap
* chant for Hillary to win
* learn an asian language
* dont peek at tabloids and bad websites, as it absouloutly shatters the Law to make that cause agiants yourself.
* have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone whoo treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away
* DO NOT SLLOW MYSELF TO BE A DOORMAT INA RELATIONSHIP EVER EVER AGAIN
* hopefully start another family someday — soon. meet that guy
* know that Kurts spirit is tended to and tend to it daily
* LEARN TO DRIVE
* STOP SMOKING GO TO HYPNI THERAPY AND JUST DAMM WELL STOP
* another year, another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that "wines okay" knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts
* dont go to nightclubs with 19 year olds
* stay pissed off at the world for song usage
* no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s

It’s good to have goals. And, hey, if the driver’s license doesn’t work out, there’s always the aforementioned pony. Frankly, we’d much rather see our girl Courtney riding a mini-equine on her way home from Hyde, age-appropriate manfriend on the back, legs dangling hilariously close to the ground. That's way more fun than an Audi.

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