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Thursday January 11, 2007


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Posh and Becks are coming stateside. David Beckham agreed to a five-year $250 million deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy of Major League Soccer, leaving the Real Madrid club.

Beckham, the former English captain who also played for Manchester United, will join the Galaxy after his contract with Real Madrid expires on June 30.

"I am proud to have played for two of the biggest clubs in football and I look forward to the new challenge of growing the world's most popular game in a country that is as passionate about its sport as my own," he said in a statement released Thursday.

The move was announced following the end of talks on extending the 31-year-old English midfielder's contract with the Spanish club. MLS recently changed its rules on salary caps, clearing the way for Beckham to sign the lucrative deal.

The folks at Best Week Ever consulted some statisticians, who had some predictions for what will unfold once Beckham and his Spice-Girl-in-matrimony, Victoria Beckham, 32, land on American soil.

· 98 percent chance Posh & Becks will convert to Scientology.

· 93 percent chance Tom Cruise starts to creep them out and they leave the church, only to find their lives ruined soon after.

· 92 percent chance L.A. will sell out of self-tanner.

· 54 percent chance Victoria Beckham overtakes Nicole Richie’s “Most Visible Clavicle” Award.

To which we add: 62 percent chance Becks will become disoriented by all of the rotund fake boobies, and administer some penalty kicks to the silicone-enhanced chests of several unsuspecting women before the LAPD finally manages to bring him down.

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