25 Things You Don't Know About Me: "Weird Al" Yankovic

Entertainment June 16, 2011 AT 10:17AM
25 Things You Don't Know About Me: "Weird Al" Yankovic Credit: Barry King/FilmMagic

"Weird Al" Yankovic, 51, (his new CD, Alpocaylpyse, is out June 21) shares the 25 things you don't know about him with Us Weekly.

1. My social security number is 547-26-8624.

2. The alarm code to my front door is 475309-[enter].

3. The PIN on my City National Bank ATM is 5731.

4. The combination to the wall safe in the master bedroom is R46, L23, R81.

5. I once shot a man in Reno. Total accident, my bad.

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6. I enjoy a modicum of cilantro on my tostada.

7. My wife's pet name for me is Beelzebub, Dark Lord of the Netherworld.

8. I never floss during a leap year.

9. I am the eldest of the Hanson brothers.

10. I don't believe in capital punishment, except for people who consistently use bad grammar.

11. Currently I am not wearing any underwear.

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12. Sometimes when I'm at home and nobody else is around, I like to dress up in men's clothing.

13. That time when I was 8 years old and I tripped and fell over my bike and then said "I meant to do that"...? Actually, I hadn't.

14. I strongly believe that marriage should only be between a man and a multi-cellular life form.

15. My favorite flavor is red.

16. When I'm performing, I never give 110%, because that's metaphysically impossible.

17. If there's one kind of person I really can't stand, it's a racist sex offender who doesn't recycle.

18. My favorite allergy: barley.

19. Once a long time ago I met Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H). Nice guy.

20. My favorite wrench: socket.

21. Once I toured for a year as Kenny G and nobody ever caught on.

22. Favorite Horseman of the Apocalypse: Pestilence.

23. The carpet matches the drapes. My wife does all the interior designing in our home.

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24. 90% of the time that I'm not out in public, I'm home in my closet, naked and shivering.

25. I can read my dog's mind. It's not terribly interesting.

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  • October 04, 2011 - 5:31pm Taylor Jean Gaugler

    LMAO weird al is the freaking funniest guy alive!!

  • June 20, 2011 - 4:33pm Barry Fruitman

    Weird Al: cooler than Jamie Farr, and better looking too. :-P

  • June 20, 2011 - 3:12pm Dezi Magby

    Weird Al is the greatest....

  • June 20, 2011 - 8:41am Ade Kassim

    Haha, I love Weird Al. Can't wait for his new record!

  • June 20, 2011 - 8:23am Jordan Chadsey

    This makes me so happy, haha! make sure to get his new album here!! http://bit.ly/WeirdAlDirect

  • June 18, 2011 - 10:37am Petal Klunk

    I can't tell how much of this is made up. It's still hilarious though

  • June 18, 2011 - 12:04am Aleese Barber

    Aw, Al, my whole marriage is based on a mutual love for you.

  • June 17, 2011 - 4:09pm Jessie Schumaker

    OMG 23 almost made me spit out my food. Also, really? Only 25 things? Not 27?

  • June 17, 2011 - 12:05pm Victoria Owens-Homuth

    LOL!!!! Best list ever, had me literally laughing out loud.

  • June 17, 2011 - 10:43am Darren Kim Horton

    LOL!!

  • June 16, 2011 - 8:43pm Crystal Williams

    LOL Awesome!!!

  • June 16, 2011 - 8:33pm Richard Green

    Aww Al, you need to start supporting Ghost & Horse marriage!!!!

  • June 16, 2011 - 6:23pm John Row

    I AM CURRENTLY ROBBING YOUR HOUSE NOW BUT NONE OF YOUR NUMBERS WORK...OH WELL BACK TO FANTASY.....

  • June 16, 2011 - 1:52pm Gary Craig

    I heard Jamie Farr was kind of pushy.

  • June 16, 2011 - 12:44pm Karla Craig Dishon

    He must have LifeLock. LOL.

  • June 16, 2011 - 12:37pm Samantha Evans

    I love that man!!!

  • June 16, 2011 - 11:08am Jes Gibson

    Love it! Weird Al is amazing!

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