Kirstie Alley: Conan O'Brien "Acts Like I Bit His D*** Off"
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Danger, Conan O'Brien: watch your back for Kirstie Alley.
Alley does not take kindly to being the brunt of O'Brien's fat jokes on his Late Night show -- as she told pal Star Jones (and all their online followers) via Twitter during an extended rant.
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"ONE BITCH I'm gonna knck [sic] out next time I see her is CONAN O'BITCH O'BRIAN [sic]," Alley rails. "That guy acts like I bit his d*** off."
Jones quips back with a veiled threat of violence against the comedian, "You know Conan probably 'wanted some' and you chumped him...I know a few brothers from Brooklyn who owe me! LOL"
As the Huffington Post points out, O'Brien has joked that Alley's personal motto is "Leave No Ham Behind."
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Earlier in the "chat," the former View hostess empathizes with Alley, writing, "Like I don't know what it is like to be called FAT, UGLY & LAZY. Hell...people called me that on TV and in print!"
Onward and upward: Alley is presently filming a reality series for A&E about single motherhood and her struggle to lose weight.
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"Kirstie is exactly the kind of star A&E is drawn to," an A&E executive told Variety. "Her personal life has been playing out in the media for years, but this will be the first time she'll be opening up her home to reveal her real life for the cameras."
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14Kristie alley is super hot, she could bite my d--- off and it would be a honor from her.
Kirstie would never bite his dick off, not without putting a few table spoons of melted butter on it first anyway.
Grove UPPPPPPPPPP! get your sh... to gather and be proud of yourself. You dont think that y ou are a fat B ... every one to say you are skiny miny . every one will call you the way you are (:- have nice day get off the d....g and alchoool be a good girll,...@!
Kirstie- fat, fat, fat, fat, fat,... fatfatfatfatfatfatfatfat FAT! You are fat, bit*h!
I have always thought that when someone has to make a joke at the expence of someone else, he has his own insecuities. He is not doing nearly as well as he thought he would. SOOOOOOO, he picks on someone else. Too bad for Conan. He really needs some good material. No one wants to hear someone make fun of someone to be funny!
Um, I think she could very well bite his dick off. She does not seem to be the type of person to have a discerning palate. She got in the wrong business if she didn't expect her hypocrisy about weight loss would, haha, bite her in the end.
Perhaps Kirstie wouldn't be such a target if she acted civilly and squelched her bad Twitter behavior. If you're feeling sorry for her just because she's heavy, then you need your head examined. She supports dangerous and hateful programs through Scientology, and some critical thinking, instead of the cult of celebrity, would make the world a better place.
Kirstie Alley- I think You are Just Right!!
if you are fat, no once falt to call you fat!.....! fat is Fat.! why do get upset about it . he called you who you are. why He should lie and call you skiny miny??? ha...ha..ha. live in dreaming....! get youe sh.... to gether. dont blame no one what they call you... get the costractive critisisim strate up your behanka
Scientologists: most ethical people on the planet.
nocan gives me the creeps... He is a faagggggoootttt.. ugly as puke... she turned him down,, just like a democrape trying to put someone down.. hahaha
I tell you what, even at her heaviest, Kirstie is still beautiful. She's got one of the most beautiful faces.
Actually, the "ham" line is kind of funny. Eventhough Kirstie, understandably, wasn't amused by Conan's jokes, she didn't have to use such CRUDE language to express her anger. Obesity isn't her only problem.
Kirstie go eat a cake and shut it.