Out with a bang! On the Wednesday, April 20, episode of Kocktails With Khloé — the final airing of the canceled series — Khloé Kardashian brought out the big guns. Guests included Kim Kardashian West, Kanye West, a still-pregnant Chrissy Teigen and John Legend.
Kim opened up by saying she's not much of "an alcohol girl," but agreed to try the drink of the night, an infused-vodka concoction. It turned out she liked it — and that she was no longer breastfeeding (so alcohol was OK).
"North West stopped that for me," she said with a smile about nursing Saint. "She would cry so much and try to pull him off of me." Kim then explained that North was so jealous of her breastfeeding brother that she stuck her milk box in her mother's bra and drank out of it while he nursed. Ultimately, North had a change of heart and said it was OK with her if Saint breastfed, but Kim said at that point, her milk was dried up.
Kanye Is Pressuring Kim to Have More Kids
"I was so set with my two kids and happy with my life the way that it is, but Kanye has been mentioning it every single day lately for the past 10 days," she revealed. "I was like, 'Why is he doing this to me?'" she added with a laugh.
"It would be a really dangerous environment for me if I were to get pregnant again," Kim said, prompting Khloé to ask if that meant she would have to have a surrogate. "I don’t know. Why, are you offering?" Kim replied with a laugh.
Kim Gained and Lost a Lot of Weight Having a Baby
Asked by her sister how much weight she gained during pregnancy, Kim confessed that she was clocking in at 190 pounds at the end. (For reference, she's 5-foot-3.) "I truly think I gained 30 pounds of beignets and donuts in the end," she said. "As I was eating it, I was like, 'You know what? I enjoy the challenge of losing weight.'" So she had that to look forward to, apparently.
The extra padding didn't stick around long, though! She'd already lost 45 pounds since giving birth. The mother of two credited the Atkins diet with helping her lose the weight.
Kim and Kanye Get Each Other's Consent Before Posting Things on Social Media
Circling back to Kim's recent nude bathroom selfie, Khloé noted that one thing she admired about her sister's marriage was that she and Kanye don't do anything without the other's consent. "You guys run things by each other," Khloé explained. "When Kanye does his Twitter rants or whatever, you guys run things by each other, and I think that's super cool."
Kim smiled and said, "Sometimes." To be clear, that means sometimes they don't, or more specifically, sometimes Kanye doesn't. "Lately," she added. It was only one word, but it felt a little loaded (especially considering some of her better half's recent tirades).
Kanye Is the Fun Dad While Kim Is the Mean Mom
OK, "fun dad" and "mean mom" isn't exactly how she phrased it, but that's pretty much what she meant. "I'm the one that has to discipline," she said. "Going into it, I was like, 'You're going to have to be the disciplinarian … It's going to break my heart to say no.' And then once you're in it, no is my favorite word."
Meanwhile, by her description, Kanye was allowing North to rule the roost while Kim was away. She did think Kanye might be different with Saint as he got older, however, but that remained to be seen.
Still, Kanye helps out. "There are times where I just say to Kanye, 'I am overwhelmed,'" she explained. This ground was all covered before Kanye showed up. (He was fashionably late for the shoot.) When he did arrive, he got down and dirty … with a container of mac 'n' cheese that had been chilling on the counter, that is.
Kanye Thanks God for Kourtney and Also Thinks That He Can See the Future
Kanye appreciates that Kourtney Kardashian got Kim to start going to his recording studio. Plus, he thinks he can see the future. Asked by Khloé where he got his confidence from, Yeezy cited his grandfather and parents for "not having a slave mentality." He added, "So many people, what holds them back is that they don't see themselves in a higher position. It's like if somebody can see ghosts or something, and no one believed them, it's like how I feel I can see the future. I can see a better future for humanity." Since there was no natural transition from that, it was the perfect time for Chrissy and John to make their entrance.
Chrissy Teigen Has Never Seen Selma
"I have never seen Selma," Chrissy randomly confessed before turning to her husband. "And that's the movie you won the Oscar for." Kanye said if he were in John's situation, he would have called up Kim's sister and asked them to please talk his wife "into doing wife-like things." John said he never called anyone because he prefers to text.
Kanye then revealed that he got a phone because Kim married Kris Humphries. It actually didn't sound like that was a direct cause and effect, but he did admit that when he saw that Kim had tied the knot with Kris, he started sending her pictures of formerly cool basketball players who now wore their pants too high.
Kanye Can't Say No to North
Confirming Kim's earlier claim that he was the lax parent, he explained, "I can't say no to anything." He loves his daughter so much, in fact, that he didn't even get upset when she flushed his iPhone (with every single rap he needed while working on Life of Pablo) down the toilet. Kim admitted she would have at least screamed.
Chrissy said she lost a lot of her cookbook while she was in the process of writing, but the story wasn't nearly as dramatic. Then they got on the topic of meatloaf, and Kanye confessed that he basically always wants meatloaf.
Kanye Had Mixed Feelings About Living With Kim's Mom
"Oh, you know, the black and white floors are really inspiring," the rapper laughed. "It helped me open up because I was such an introvert." (He was being sarcastic.) He did say their cohabitation with Kris Jenner strengthened his relationship with both the matriarch and with her boyfriend, Corey Gamble.
"That's what was good about the exercise of staying with Kris," he said. Yes, he compared living with her mom to having to work out. "I'm really into the family vibes and stuff."
He also added that he doesn't really want anyone's advice unless he has asked for it … which no one could have possibly guessed! Also, Khloé said she thought he would make a great president. Oh, and Kim thinks Kanye "probably watches Japanese anime porn." (He said he does watch porn, but without the volume.)
Tell Us: What was your favorite moment from Khloé's final episode? And will you miss the show?