The Kardashians take Iceland! American’s first reality family flew to Kanye West’s video shoot during the Sunday, July 10, episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but let’s be real: All we care about is Rob Kardashian’s ongoing baby-mama drama. The good news is that he and Khloé Kardashian finally met up, thanks to Lamar Odom. The bad news is that Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian aren’t getting together anytime soon. The worse news is that Kanye got mad at Kim Kardashian for flaking on his shoot. Basically, this episode was highly dramatic.
Rob and Khloé Finally Face Off
Rob vs. Khloé! The former BFFs were at odds following Rob’s shady engagement announcement, but Khloé didn’t have anything bad to say about Blac Chyna. “I’ve never really known her, like, I’ve never had a relationship with her, so I don’t know the type of person she is,” the Strong Looks Better Naked author said. “She must be somewhat of a good person for Rob to like her.” Meanwhile, Kourtney revealed Blac was a close friend back when she was with Tyga. Ya know, before he started dating 18-year-old Kylie Jenner.
Friendship could be in store for Khloé and Blac, because Lamar acted as peacekeeper and got Rob to reveal why he doesn’t talk to his sister. “Whenever I talk to her, it just leads to crazy, her and I yelling at each other no matter what,” Rob said. “I need to hit her up. I need to talk to her.”
Rob and Khloé ended up having an awkward convo in which they agreed to hash out their issues, and Lamar awkwardly lurked in the background while wearing a fedora. More important, Khloé called out Lamar’s partying, saying, “He’s already out drinking, that’s what he was doing all last night.” Yikes.
Scott Struggles With His Relationship, Kourtney … Doesn’t
Kourtney celebrated her birthday in Iceland, leaving The Lord brokenhearted. Turns out HRH has been with Kourtney on her birthday every year for the past decade, and even flirted with the idea of flying to Iceland to surprise her. “Let’s say if in a year from now or 10 years from now, we work things out,” Scott told Kris Jenner. “I would hate to have missed a birthday.”
Meanwhile in Iceland, Kourtney told Kim that she’s so not ready for a relationship with Scott. “He gets so carried away and ahead of himself,” she said. “I just feel like I don’t want to just spend time with him one-on-one because what is that gonna benefit anybody? That’s just not what I want right now, and it’s not what’s good.”
Kim ended up telling Scott not to come, and he was clearly devastated, saying, “I guess just let her know I love her.” Sad, yeah, but hey — at least Kourtney thought the flowers he sent were sweet! Plus, they went to an animal farm with the kids when she got back. “It’s difficult being not together with someone you’ve been with for so long,” Scott said. “I guess this is one more thing you gotta get used to.”
Kim Updates Everyone on Her Lady Parts
In case anyone was wondering (a) if Kim wants more kids, and (b) about the state of her lady parts postpregnancy, she had an entire conversation about the matter with Scott. “Kanye has said it every single day for, like, the last week. And I was like, ‘I don’t think I can carry another one. I just feel like I’ll never be the same down there. Kanye says it, like, feels the same.” Um, good to know?
Kim asked Scott for his sage wisdom on the matter (more specifically, she asked if it’s like “throwing a hot dog through a hallway”), and he compared a postbaby vagina to a house that’s been hit by a hurricane. Same front door but … actually, the rest of this analogy is NSFW, so moving right along.
Kanye Gets Mad at Kim, Pouts
On a slightly less traumatizing note, Kanye got mad at Kim because she flaked on his video shoot to hang with Kourtney. According to Kim, her husband was “disappointed,” and the vibe was definitely pouty. “He’s annoyed that I didn’t see him perform. So, today was my fault,” Kim told her friends. “We flew all the way out here for him, and I did say from the beginning my number-one priority is the video.”
Kim and Kanye then spent a romantic evening at the studio to make up for their miscommunication, so, phew, there’s no need to panic.
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians airs on E! Sundays at 9 p.m. ET.
