Kris betrays Khloe! Momager Kris Jenner contacted Lamar Odom behind her daughter Khloe Kardashian's back during the Sunday, December 13, episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and things got super dramatic. Find out why Khloe called her mother a "crazy bitch," and whether or not Kim Kardashian is planning to have more kids.
Also, a tiger tried to eat Khloe during this episode, which isn't shocking considering how shady cats are in general.
No, Kris Kardashian Cannot Get Pregnant
Apparently, Kris slathers herself in estrogen cream, which caused her period to make its triumphant return. The question on everyone's mind: Can she get pregnant with yet another reality star? The answer: Not a chance. "Why in the world at 60 years old would I be on birth control?" she mused to daughter Kourtney Kardashian. "I don't think I could get pregnant. If I am pregnant, I don't know what I would do."
Kris called her doctor to ask if she was producing "scrambled" eggs, and he confirmed that a seventh pregnancy is out of the question. Good to know.
Fake Pregnancy Rumors? No Problem
Remember when everyone was convinced that Kim had faked her second pregnancy? Turns out she was thrilled. "I was loving it when everyone was saying I was faking this pregnancy," she told Khloe. "My body is starting to get so big again. I feel like I'm Buddy Love and I'm turning into Professor Klump. I feel like every part of my body is just exploding." Solid Nutty Professor reference, Kim.
Kim Isn't Planning Another Pregnancy
Despite chatting with her mom in previous episodes about having a third child, Kim said she's done having babies. "Soak it in, it'll never happen again," she told Kris. "This is it. One hundo. One of each, and I'm good." Sigh, we were really hoping she'd name a kid South By South West.
Kris Betrays Khloe's Trust
Despite Khloe trying to move on from her failed marriage to Lamar, Kris gave him her new number and the results were disastrous. Khloe ended up accusing Lamar of being in "cahoots" with Kris, while Kim said her mom should feel like a "piece of s--t."
Both sisters ended up confronting Kris, but she refused to apologize — even when Khloe mentioned that she'd had her back following Caitlyn Jenner's Vanity Fair interview. "That was my dad of 23 years, you crazy bitch," Khloe said over speakerphone. "You and I need a major break from each other."
No One Knows What Corey Gamble Does
Corey Gamble accompanied Khloe and Kendall Jenner on a trip to Mexico, and they grilled their mom's boyfriend about what he does for a living. "It's not about a title," he said. "It's basically making s--t happen in the music industry."
In the words of Kendall: "There's just definitely a big age gap between him and my mom, so . . . I dunno."
Tell Us: Were Kim and Khloe too harsh with Kris?
Keeping Up With the Kardashians airs Sundays at 9 p.m. ET on E!
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